Sam' Why do you look all guilty?
I did something bad to get detention.
PMr. Palladino
All right, class, everyone please sit.
Freddie; Hey, Gibby, go ask Mr. Palladino to staple those together.
Hey, Mr. Palladino, can you staple these papers together?
Mr. Palladino' Certainly, Gibby. That's odd. I don't see the stapler anywhere.
Freddie' I have it.
PMr. Palladino
I'm sorry, Gibby. I can't find the stapler.
That's right, cause I took it.
PMr. Palladino
Ah, yes. Thank you, Freddie. There you are, Gibby.
[Freddie and Sam sneak into the principal's office]
Dude, this is the principal's office!
I know! I'm so bad. Look what I did! [pulls up the window blinds to reveal a spray-painted insult]
[reading the words on the window] "Freddie says: Principal Franklin-
SFSam and Freddie
"-sucks eggs!"
Impressive, that might get you double detention!
Yep! When Principal Franklin sees that, you better believe he's gonna--
[A janitor washes the paint off the window to Freddie's horror]
[after catching the students; angrily and confused] A video camera?! Turtles?! Burritos?! What is going on here?!
[hesitantly] The iCarly 50th Web-Show Spectacular? [Sam hesitantly presses 5th button which plays a recording of a cheering crowd; Carly angrily snatches the remote from Sam]
[angrily; stupidly thinking he had won] You're all really in trouble now. I am talking suspension! I am talking expulsion! Deportation! [Principal Franklin appears, but Mr. Howard doesn't notice] And you can all start with 500 push-ups! I don't care what Principal Franklin has to say about it.
[sternly] (Oh, really?) You don't?
[angrily] No! I-- [sees Principal Franklin; alarmed] Oh! [embarrassed] Oh, dear. Pr-- Principal Franklin.
Well, I was at home, watching the iCarly 50th Web-Show Spectacular. [to Carly and Sam; pleased] Congratulations, by the way. My kids and I love your show.
[becomes serious again] While I was watching, I heard Mr. Howard...call me a weak, spineless fool.
(Note: While he did say the first two, he didn’t actually say “fool”; but that could’ve been a bluff)
[horrified] No, no, no! I Said...uh, sweet. Stylish. Cool.
[not believing Mr. Howard] (No, you didn't.) In my office.
[walks out of detention room; defeated] Why does everything always happen to me?
Well, I suppose Mr. Howard has tortured you all enough. Go home.
Okay, we're just about done.
Carly And thanks for watching the iCarly 50th Web-Show Spectacular.
[Sam almost pushes 5th button; politely] May I?
[politely] Second button from the bottom. [Principal Frank pushes said button]
SSingers
♪ It's iCarly's 50th Web-Show Spectacular. ♪
CSCarly and Sam
Bye! Keep visiting iCarly.com. Don't forget it.
David, I hired him to read the book to me.
Then why is he rubbing your feet?
Because he was late. So, I started reading it myself and it is fantastic! These things are great! It's like TV in your head!
Well, I'm glad you like reading. But I still don't see why David's rubbing your feet.
I already paid the kid; I had to make him do something.
[pleading] Please call my mother.
[During the pilot for Brad's show:]
FFather
But Michelle, Why would you accept two dates to the prom but not tell either boy about the other?
Because, Dad, Luke is so sweet. But Brandon is so hot!
