(Elena is hallucinating, seeing Damon instead of Stefan)
Why am I thinking about you?
Because you're a vampire now. And part of you knows you're a lot more like me, than you are like him.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Come one, buy me a farewell drink. Talk about that the hell Klaus meant by "The Five".
You know you're not going anywhere, Damon. And I'm not you're new partner in vampire crime. Fix things with Stefan and Elena. Don't let your pride leave you all alone.
Hey.
Hey. Thanks for coming.
Not everyday that I get summoned by a Salvatore. So what's up?
(sighs) Do you remember what you were like before you turned?
Um, you mean an insecure control freak? (Stefan chuckles) Yeah.
You grew into yourself when you became a vampire. You changed. And Elena, she's changing too. And I want her to be able to enjoy it. Without all the guilt and shame that I went through. And there was a moment today when she did. And when I'm with her, every bone in my body tells me to join her, to enjoy it. (pause) But I know that if I do, even a little, I risk becoming him. The Ripper. I love her. And I don't want to hold her back.
But you don't know how to be around her and still resist that urge.
Damon promised he'd help me stay off the edge. But, it's, ah, he and I aren't in a very good place right now. Not when it comes to her. I just thought, you're so good at it. At being a vampire.
(scoffs) Because of you, Stefan. I'm good at it because of you. (pause) Come to me. Whenever you want. I won't let you loose control.
(after taking a little too much from Matt) What have I done?
Nothing you should be ashamed of. You are a vampire now. You just have to learn the right way to be one. And I'm going to teach you.
You saved me.
Congratulations. You just became worth more to me alive than dead.
What...what did you mean when you said I was one of "The Five"?
You don't know your own history. Well let's just say it's made you the most well protected vampire hunter in town.
I'm searching for a supernatural handbook.
You know for a fact that he was supernatural?
Definitely wasn't natural. Guy magically appears just as someone blows up the entire Founders' Council, covered in tattoos that only Jeremy Gilbert, of all people in the world, seems to be able to see. Klaus mentioned something about him being one of The Five. And he kamakazis himself with explosives. Sound natural to you?
What's The Five?
That's what I'm hoping is in the first chapter of the handbook. (phone rings) Liz Forbes, my favorite sheriff. (pause, as Liz is saying something) What? (pause again) That's concerning. (another pause) Keep me posted.
(after shooting at Elena with a crossbow) A little slow. Almost got you.
That's why we are not using the wood ones for Hunter Defense Class.
What about Caroline? She's a genius at self-control.
She's too good. She doesn't understand how hard it is, and you, well... I know what being around too much blood does to you, so... I can't put you through that.
(vamp speeds behind Elena, holding the shaft of an arrow against her throat) So I guess that leaves Damon, huh?
(flips him over her shoulder, straddles him, and holds the arrow against his throat) Don't be jealous. You know I wish it could be you.
Fine. You win.
(after watching Rebekah attempt to give Matt a new truck) You're trying too hard.
Last I heard you were leaving town, forever.
Well, I was. But, then I thought to myself, how can I when my sister, clearly so desperate for love and affection, is left here, bribing the help.
What do you want, Nik? Thought I was dead to you.
Things change, Rebekah. I've stumbled upon something I think might be of interest to you.
Doubt that.
No? Well, what if I told you the Brotherhood of the Five still existed?
(clearly shocked) What?
You see. And like that, bygones. Come on, love. Work to do.
We don't have anything to do. There is no "we". I don't care about the Five. And I don't care about you.
As you wish.
Something tells me college isn't in my future anymore.
Oh, stop with the pity party. If I can go to college, you can go to college.
You went to college?
Sure. Plenty of times. I always had a thing for sorority girls.
You're disgusting.
(whispering) I know.
(about Professor Shane) What is this guy? Witchipedia?
Fine. You might actually be useful in getting Rebekah to cooperate. The Brotherhood of the Five was a group of highly skilled vampire hunters. We crossed paths with them in the 12th century Italy. (Flashback to 1114, voice over) My siblings and I had followed the Normans as they conquered the south. Eating, turning people as we went.
AAlexander
(one of the Five) These, demons live among you. Passing as human.
(still a voice over) But with the bloodshed came exposure.
AAlexander
So witness with your own eyes... (opens a metal box to reveal a vampire, who walks into the sunlight and bursts into flames)
He's putting on quite a show.
He's nothing. I could eat him for sport.
Still you should heed the warning. Between you here and Kol in the east, you have not been discrete. Stories of the original vampires is spreading.
I welcome the infamy. But if you're worried about discretion, perhaps you should wrangle our sister. (pan to Rebekah, flirting with Alexander)
(back to modern day) So these hunters have been around for 900 years?
Apparently. Although our friend in the other room (Conner) is the first I've seen since then. Kind of makes you wonder what they'd been up to all these years.
And Rebekah had a thing with one of them?
Oh, she didn't just have a thing. She fell in love with him. He told her all his secrets, which I will gladly share with you, provided you do one thing for me.
And what's that?
Get Rebekah over here. She's being stubborn and hateful. I-- I need to make peace with her. I want her to give me some very important information about the hunter that she won't do unless we've made up.
And what's in it for me?
Just get her here and I'll tell you. Oh, and Stefan, trust me when I say this. That hunter in there holds the answers to all your prayers.
(about April and Rebekah) You two are friends?
What? Is it so hard to believe I have one?
Yeah. It is.
(about the frat party)So what should we go as? Victim or killers?
Rebekah, Love. Eat your veggies.
I'm not eating until you apologize.
For which indiscretion? There have been so many.
You broke my neck.
You threw away Elena's blood so I can't make anymore hybrids.
Because you took me for granted!
That's what big brothers do, sweetheart.
Can I just name the million other people I'd rather be having dinner with right now?
I'm Jack and these are the two lovely ladies I just-- rippered.
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