I think I found one.
Roofie guy?
Mmhm.
Nice choice. Go get him.
Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I think I found one.
Roofie guy?
Mmhm.
Nice choice. Go get him.
Dear Diary, I know it's been a while. A long while. I haven't needed... I haven't wanted to write this stuff down. But I didn't want to say it out loud either. The thing is.. I'm a vampire. And I hate it.
(writing in journal) She's been spiraling since her transition. There are times I barely recognize her. But now, the first time in a while, there's hope.
I feel hopeless. Depressed. Angry. But most of all... I'm scared.
Somewhere in the world, there's a cure for vampires. If I can get it, Elena can be human again. I can giver her back her life.
Part of me just wants to end it. But, then I think of Jeremy; I'm all that he has left. So I need to find a way through this. No matter what it takes.
So that's what I need to do. No matter what Klaus asks; no matter what lies I have to tell or secrets I have to keep, I'll do it. No matter what it takes.
You need to keep Damon in check.
Be a lot easier if I could tell him the truth.
You trust Damon with the cure? I imagine he prefers Elena the way she is.
Nice try, Klaus, but I trust Damon a hell of a lot more than I trust you.
And I trust no one. Which is why my sister is lying daggered in a box.
(after Damon walks into her bedroom) Oh. Excuse me. What are you doing?
Where's Stefan?
Okay. Ah, good morning to you too.
He's not answering his phone and he's not here. Which, you know, big deal, we've only got a killer vampire hunter on the loose.
I haven't talked to him yet today.
Hmm. Give me your phone. Maybe he's dodging me.
Why would he be dodging you?
Oh, I don't know. Maybe the hot sweaty dance party business? Figured you spilled your guilty little guts to him when I left last night. (Elena looks away) Oh, you didn't tell him, did you?
No, Damon. I didn't tell him I got high on blood like some crackhead then dirty danced with you. It was a mistake, okay? I wasn't...myself. And besides he's already got enough to deal with, trying to get me through this vampire stuff.
Oh, I see. Classic shame spiral.
I'm not in a shame spiral.
Oh you so are. Newbie vampire remorse? Whoof, it's worse than a hangover.
I'm not in a shame spiral, Damon.
(Stefan's voicemail picks up)
So either he's dodging both of us...
Or something's wrong.
Where have you been?
Coming up with a plan.
Yeah, we have a plan. Plan is I'm going to rip Connor's heart out and feed it to him.
That's not a plan. We need to be careful. Connor has Jeremy and who knows how many other hostages.
Hence the open heart surgery.
Damon's right. Connor's strong but he's not going to be able to take all of us.
I called in the hybrids to help, too.
My mom put squad cars blocking the streets. They're saying it's a faulty gas main. We're good to go.
Good. Great. No cops, no witnesses, no reason to wait around.
Alright, hold on. We're not all going.
He shot me like nine times. If we're going to kill him, I want in.
He's got Jeremy, I'm going.
Listen, nobody is going anywhere until I figure out what we're walking into.
Until you figure it out? Is that where you've been all morning? Buying bossypants?
(about Matt and April) Those two idiots. They're like danger magnets.
Bang, you're dead. Now what?
(vamp speeds, grabs the gun, pins him on the bed, aims gun at his heart) Head shot's no good. It has to be the heart. So now you're dead.
(laughs) Huh. For someone who doesn't want to be like me, you sure are good at it.
My brother is the only thing that's holding me together right now, Damon. If anything happens to him...
We'll get him out. I promise.
Since when do we team up with Klaus and the lollipop guild?
Ah, who are you?
Who the hell are you?
Caroline.
Oh. You're Tyler's girl. Told me about you. I'm Haley.
Well, Haley. That's pretty crazy, 'cause I haven't heard a thing about you.
Well, I've been staying here for a few days.
Excuse me?
I needed a place to crash, Ty's a buddy, he was kind enough to offer.
I know all of Ty's buddies and I haven't heard about you. So how about we cut out the crap?
Yeah. I don't do teen drama. Take it up with Ty. Excuse me.
(about Connor) This guy's dangerous.
SO AM I, DAMON!
Caroline appears in the doorway, Tyler and Haley are hugging
Oh, I apologize. Am I intruding?
Caroline, it's not like that.
I keep waiting for you to make up some dumb story so at least I can call you a liar. Is that now?
I'll let you two talk.
Thank you. How big of you.
You have to understand--
You don't tell me what I have to do. I went through hell when I thought you died. I cried like an idiot and this whole time you've been keeping a secret from me about falling for some werewolf in the Appalachians.
I never fell for her.
Oh, please.
Caroline, she saved my life. I almost died trying to break the sire bond. Haley was there for me, she helped me get through it. But nothing else happened.
Then why would Klaus think that?
Because I'd rather him think that then know the truth. There are other hybrids that need to be set free. Haley and I can help them. But if Klaus found out about what we're trying to do... he'd kill us all.
Is that my journal?
Had to go through six locks to get it. Needed something to back up your insanity. Did you figure out how to tell Klaus you lost a hunter and a hybrid?
He's on a plane. Which means I get to live for another six hours.
Well, I got your back, when he comes to murder you.
(sarcastically) Thanks. (seriously) Thanks for not saying anything to Elena.
About what? The cure that we don't have, can't find and probably doesn't exist? You're welcome.
She doesn't need to know that she killed her chance at being human again.
Alleged chance.
I believe him, Damon. You didn't hear Klaus' story. I believe every word he said.
Well, I'll remain skeptic for now. So what's your next move?
He said there was a Brotherhood of the Five. Which means there are others hunters out there. Just going to keep looking until I find one.
Sure, Stefan, since you asked, I'd be happy to go one a suicide mission with you for a potentially non-existant cure. No problem.
Yet a couple hours ago you were ready to rip my heart out.
Because you were being a pain in the ass. I just need one thing- Why do you want to cure her?
What kind of question is that?
Legitimate one. You want a cure because she's a vampire and not cut out to be one or you can't love her if she is one?
I'll always love her. But she's not supposed to be this person. I don't want her to be.
Well, if I'm gonna ride this fairytale to its conclusion, I'm gonna be clear about one thing.
What's that?
I'm fine with her either way, Brother. So, I do this, I'm doing it for you.
Dear Diary, Today I did the thing I was most afraid of. I lost control. I killed someone. I use to think that the worst feeling in the world was losing someone you love, but I was wrong. The worst feeling is the moment that you realize...you've lost yourself.
What am I going to say to him?
Thanks for not ditching the family ring after it drove Ric crazy.
What happened?
Long story. Buy the e-book.
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