How about we just leave the murdering to Damon.
And then do what? Ignore her to death?
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
You're good at this, you know that. You saved my vampire life, now you're saving hers. You should write a book. Go on The View.
Haley?
Hey, Lockwolf.
Tell me that is not a bomb.
Ok. It's a kitten. It's an adorable, exploding kitten.
Why didn't you call your brother?
Because I'm proud and stubborn and, oh, look. You're already here. Come on, you're not going to get hurt. All I need you to do is be doctorly, and cut out the arrow. I'd do it myself but if I move (tugs on one of the strings, then mimics an explosion).
You are a good brother.
I'm the bad brother.
You're strung up to a bomb while Stefan plays vampire with the girl who broke your heart. But you are doing a very good job of acting like it doesn't suck.
(Damon starts undressing)
You know he was in my school today?
Yep. Jeremy told me.
Why were you talking to Jeremy?
Don't worry about it.
Damon, don't bring him into this.
Cherish the thought he might actually be useful, Elena. (starts to unzip his jeans) You staying for the show, or... (unbuttons jeans)
(leaving) I'm finding that stake.
(At Rebekah's new house/anti-curfew party) Wow. We didn't have to be invited in. Wonder who use to live here.
Or who died here.
I ditched Rebekah's ditching party. (Kisses Tyler, then notices Klaus's bodyguards for Tyler) What's with all the testosterone?
Hybrids. I'm on house arrest.
Says who? Your mom? Come on, let's sneak out.
Ah, not my mom, Caroline...
You're kidding me. Klaus?
You're a new face.
And I take it from your accent, you're an old one. Klaus.
My reputation precedes me. Hopefully not all bad.
A little bad. Mostly repulsive.
So you're a friend of Tyler's. Strange he's never mentioned you.
AApril
You know you use to read me bed time stories.
And now I'm giving you beer. Sounds about right.
(about the final remaining white oak stake) Damon give that to you?
Yes. Reluctantly. Stefan, she's-- she's not going to stop. She's just going to keep pushing and pushing.
Well if you want to kill her, I'm not going to stop you. But see, here's what will happen. It will feel really good for about ten seconds. And then after that, tens of thousands of vampires all over the world will start to die. Every vampire she ever turned will die. See, rage is a really powerful feeling. But guilt... take it from me. It will destroy you. So. You can either go after her or you can get on the back of my motorcycle. And we can get the hell out of here.
She's quite fetching that Haley.
Where is she?
Oh, she had to run, but don't worry I had her take the back door so Caroline wouldn't see.
Whatever you think you know--
I don't know anything. But I've put together a pretty convincing picture. Why don't you tell me where my imagination deviates from the reality. You went off to the Appalachians to break my sire bond. There you met a pack of werewolves, begged them for help. And among them was a girl. She was gorgeous. With the same animal instincts as you. Emotions ran high, inhibitions ran low--
Stop it.
Then, in a moment of weakness, the thick sexual tension became something much more real.
I said stop!
And Caroline has no idea.
Is the hospital really the best place for a germaphobe?
Did I say that I was a germaphobe? Pfft. Sorry. I meant vampire.
You don't look so hot.
Whatever it is, it's not the white oak stake, so it can't kill me. Surprised you came to my party.
Well I thought about it. You explained why you ran me off the bridge, so the least I can do is explain how I feel. Truth is, Rebekah, I think you're amazing. You've had a thousand years to learn, to grow and to start fresh. And somehow, you've managed to throw it all away. Now you're alone. You're compelling your friends, your brother hates you. You whine about not finding love. The reason you don't find love, is because you don't deserve it. (Rebekah snatches out his heart, only it is a hallucination due to the werewolf venom she ingested)
Keep it up, buddy. We'll be scraping you off the ceiling.
You two are going to kill me anyway.
Well, let's not be too hasty. I feel like we're just getting to know each other.
Start with the basics. Where are you from? What do you know? Maybe even cue me in on this greater evil, because I fought this guy (jerks thumb in Klaus's direction) and there's nothing more evil than that.
Yeah, truth be told, I'm as evil as it gets.
I'm not telling you anything. You think that if you kill me it will be over? There's another waiting to take my place.
See, this is what I like to hear. Vague threats, ominous prophecies, disappearing tattoos--
(Loses his smirk) What do you mean tattoos?
Don't bother, you can't see the damn thing.
There's more to you than meets the eye, isn't there? (Connor attempts to stake Klaus) Nice try. But I'm faster than your average vampire. (Takes the stake from Connor and looks at the carving on it) You're one of The Five.
The what?
And I'm faster than your average hunter. (pulls the string attached to a bomb)
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