Stefan (about Katherine): We have no idea what she's up to.
(scoffs) Sure we do! She came back to profess her undying, eternal love for you. So I'mma let you deal with her, 'cause I have more important things to do - like explode.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Jeremy, so good to see you alive.
Aren't you a little old for a high school carnival?
150 years too old.
Your pretty funny - cracking jokes when I could, I dunno, blow the whole lid off this thing by telling someone what you really are.
So...please tell me that that is not a threat
Maybe it is. (looks at his ring)
Okay. (grabs Jeremy in a chokehold) This is what we're not going to do. We’re not going to walk around like we're invincible, when it is this easy for me to end you. If you wanna tell people what I really am, go ahead and try. I will shove this ring so far up your ass, you'll really have something to choke on. (throws ring at Jeremy)
Huh. You're lurking...
I'm observing.
More like obsessing...
Is he...?
No. It wasn't that kind of strength. It was more than human, if that makes any sense.
What is up with that family? They're not vampires, what the hell are they?
Ooo! Uh, maybe they're ninja turtles?
You're not funny.
Or no, zombies. Werewolves.
No comedic timing at all.
What? What are you up to?
Since this is reality, and there's no such thing as werewolves or combat turtles-
I said ninja turtles.
Hey! You!
CCarter
Uh, I have a name...
Yeah, I don't care.
Caroline (to Damon, after shoving him down): You suck.
I know I'm the last person you wanna see right now, but I need you to come with me.
Whatever it is, I'm not interested.
Yeah, I need you to come with me right now, Elena.
But, why?
Because Katherine is a manipulative, nasty little slut.
Your silence is deafening, Stefan.
[Damon reveals to Caroline that he is going to kill her.]
[Sobbing] [To Damon] Please don't. I don't want to die!
Yeah, but you're already dead.
No, I'm not! Don't say that, okay? Just help me!
Okay.
Okay? Just– help me, please! Please, please! [Embraces Damon while sobbing]
[Embraces Caroline] Okay, okay. It's gonna be okay. Gonna be okay. It's the only way.
[Damon gets ready to plunge the stake into Caroline's back, but Stefan appears and pulls his brother's hand away, causing him to drop the stake, as Elena rushes to Caroline.]
[Angrily] [To his brother] Stefan!
[Thinking that Elena is Katherine] [To Elena] Get away from me! You killed me!
No, no, no, no, Caroline, that wasn't me. You know that. That was Katherine.
No! Then why did she look like you?! And why?! Why did she do this to me?!
[To Stefan] Stefan, we gotta get her inside.
[To Caroline] It's all right, Caroline, come with me.
[To his brother and Elena] She will die. It's only a matter of time.
[To his brother] Yeah, maybe so, but it's not gonna happen tonight.
Oh, yeah, it is. (rushes at Caroline with the stake; Elena blocks him)
(gasps in terror, but holds her ground) [To Damon] Damon, she's my friend.
(slowly backs away) Whatever happens... it's on you.
When you feel the blood rush in, you tell yourself that you're gonna get through it; that you're strong enough. Yes, yes – no matter how good it feels to give yourself over to it, you fight it off. You bury it.
I can't believe this is happening...
Come on, don't pout about it. We got a body to bury.
Bonnie, stop it, you're gonna kill him! Bonnie! (shakes her) Hey! Bonnie!
Why– why did you stop me?!
Because this isn't us! Bonnie, this can't be us.
What the hell are you doing here?
You don't lock your front door.
Yeah. (starts to take a drink)
I wouldn't, I-- I laced it with vervain.
Now why would you do that?
(holds up wooden stake) So I could stake you with this.
You came here to kill me?
Well, it's only fair. You killed me first.
What made you wisen up?
My father hated vampires. My uncle, too. They were absolute; they knew exactly what they stood for. I figure maybe I should, too. I mean, stand for something. But killing you - what's that gonna do?
Look, I don't do the big brother thing very well. Sorry I don't have any milk and cookies to offer you.
(gets up to leave) Dick.
Wait. (Jeremy stops) ...My father hated vampires, too. For the same reason yours did. Only it was 1864; people knew how to whittle. (looks at the stake) Did you do this?
Yeah, it's-- it's harder than it looks.
Hmm.
Stefan, what are we doing here? We're going to get caught.
Well I compelled the guard to go on a break so I can kiss my girlfriend on top of the Ferris wheel.
Stefan...
We have to take these moments, Elena. Alright? What Katherine did to Caroline could just be the beginning, and then there’s things about Tyler’s family that we don't even understand yet, and there’s always the D-word. But I came back to this town to start a life with you. We can’t forget to live it.
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