Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
What happened tonight when you thought she was Elena?
(winces) To risk another frown line encroaching on a very crowded forehead... We...kissed.
And you thought it was me?
What do mean you "kissed"?
Well you know when two lips pucker and they go... (makes kissing noise)
I've got a better idea.
What's that?
I'm just gonna ignore the bitch. See ya.
Is that smart?
If Katherine thinks she's being ignored, it'll lure her out. She'll make a move.
Yeah? Then what?
Stake her...rip her head off...something poetic. We'll see.
Hey. How are you doing?
Great, Elena. Walking on sunshine. Thanks for asking.
Damon...
Elena...
We should be able to talk about this, Damon, we're close enough now. I really want to know how you’re doing.
I kissed you, I thought you kissed me back, doppelganger hijinx ensued... How do you think I’m doing?
I think that you’re hurt.
Mmm, no, I don’t get hurt, Elena.
No, you don't admit that you get hurt. You get angry and cover it up, and then you do something stupid.
You’re scared. You think Katherine's going to send me off the deep end, don't you? I don't need her for that. [starts to leave, then turns back around] You know, why...why is it such a surprise that I would kiss you?
That’s not a surprise. I'm surprised that you thought I’d kiss you back.
... Now I’m hurt.
Ooh, cover up, Fabio. We got a crazy ex on the loose
Go ahead - make your threats, stake your claim...
I'm not gonna fight you.
Why?! I'd fight me!
I kissed Elena.
Because you feel something for her! Because you actually care. And I'm not gonna let Katherine come in here and destroy that part of you that is finally, after all of this time, willing to feel something. She'll try to break you. She'll try to break us. And how we respond to that will define us. It's our choice. So, no. I'm not gonna fight you.
Don't pout. It’s not attractive in a woman your age.
Ouch. (Damon walks away. Katherine appears in front of him again.) What, no goodbye kiss?
Why don't I kill you instead?
(scoffs)
What are you doing here?
Nostalgia, curiosity, etc.
I'm better at the enigmatic one-liners, Katherine. What are you up to?
Trust me Damon, when I'm up to something, you'll know it. Come on. Kiss me. Or kill me. Which will it be, Damon? We both know you're only capable of one...
Okay, wait. Wait. Brief pause. I have a question. Answer it and it's back to fireworks and rockets red glare. Answer it right, and I'll forget the last 145 years I’ve spent missing you, I'll forget how much I loved you, I'll forget everything and we can start over. This can be our defining moment, because we have the time. That’s the beauty of eternity. I just need the truth, just once-
Stop. I already know your question, and its answer. The truth is, I've never loved you. It was always Stefan.
Have you been drinking?
(makes gesture 'a little')
And you're upset. That's...not a good combination.
No, I'm not upset. Upset is an emotion specific to those who care.
You're surprised that I thought you'd kiss me back - you can't imagine that I’d believe that you'd want to?
Damon...
That what we've been doing here means something? You’re the liar, Elena. There is something going on between the two of us and you know it. And you’re lying to me, and you’re lying to Stefan, and most of all your lying to yourself. I can prove it.
No-
(kisses her)
Damon, don't! What’s wrong with you?
Lie about this. (tries to kiss her again)
Stop it. You're better than this, come on!
That’s where you're wrong.
No, no, no, Damon...I care about you. Listen to me, I care about you! I do. But I love Stefan. It's always gonna be Stefan!
Elena, what's going on in here?
(struggles out of Damon's grip) Nothing, Jeremy, it's okay. Just-- just go back to bed.
No, it's not okay, Elena. (looks from her to Jeremy) He wants to be a vampire. (rushes to Jeremy, grabs him by the neck and pins him against the wall)
No, Damon, stop it!
Damon (to Jeremy): You wanna shut out the pain? It's the easiest thing in the world! The part of you that cares, it just goes away. All you have to do is flip the switch and snap! (breaks Jeremy's neck)
(gasps) Damon! (Jeremy falls to the floor) NO!
It's Katherine. She got under his skin and she undid everything that was good about him.
There's nothing good about him, Stefan. Not anymore. He's decided what he wants. He doesn't want to feel, he wants to be hated - it's just easier that way. He got his wish. (sobs) I hate him, Stefan.
(gasping) He killed me. Damon killed me!
My name is Katherine. I was hoping you could give the Salvatore brothers a message for me.
What are you talking about? What message?
Game on.
Aren't you worried that, one day, all the forest animals are gonna band together and fight back? I mean, surely they talk...
I'm just happy that's a blood bag and not a sorority girl supplying your dinner.
I like this. You, walking on eggshells around me because you think I'm gonna explode. It's very suspenseful.
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