Thanks for coming, Ric. Can I get you anything to drink? Coffee? Bourbon? Bourbon in your coffee?
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
If this wolf man thing is true, I’ve seen enough movies to know it's not good. It means Mason Lockwood is a real life Lon Chaney and that little Tyler punk very well may be a Lon Chaney Junior; which means Bela Lugosi, meaning me, is totally screwed.
Sorry you can't come too, Stef.
(to Elena) Call me if you need anything, okay?
Oh, I’ll take really good care of her.
How you doing back there? (Elena pouts silently) You know, this whole 'pretending to hate me' thing is getting a little silly.
I don't think she’s pretending. You did kill her brother.
There is a huge asterisk next to that statement. He came back to life.
Yeah. Thanks to a ring you didn't know he was wearing.
How are you so sure I didn't know?
Did you?
Yes!
You’re lying.
Elena! I saw the ring! It’s a big tacky thing, it’s hard to miss.
I can't reach it, Elena... Just pull the damn thing out, it hurts. (Elena pulls arrow out of his back) Ah. Whoo... (shakes it off, turns to leave) That bitch is dead.
(blocking him) Ah, you’re not going to kill her.
Watch me.
You touch her and I swear I will never speak to you again.
What makes you think that has any power over me? Cause I took an arrow in the back for you? You are severely over-estimating yourself.
Right, I forgot that I was speaking to a psychotic mind who snaps and kills people impulsively. Fine. Go ahead. Do whatever you want.
You’re trying to manipulate me...
If by "manipulate" you mean tell the truth, then okay. Guilty.
So you're saying that, now, I'm basically an insecure, neurotic, control freak on crack.
Well, I wasn't going to say it like that, but...
Here take this.
VVanessa
Does vervain really work?
(from the other room) Nope. Not at all.
VVanessa
Can he hear us?
(whispering) Nooo, that would be creepy...
VVanessa
Can he read minds, too?
You know, if you wanna see me naked all you have to do is ask.
No. That he can't do. But he is very capable of being a first-rate jackass.
Why are you looking at him with your serious vampire look?
My wha-...my "serious vampire look"?
Mm-hmm. I mean, it's different from your worried vampire look, neither of which stray too far from your 'hey, it's Tuesday' look.
Oh, I get it. Okay. You think I'm, ah, you think I'm too serious. That it?
I mean, I wasn't gonna say it like that, but...
I need to know the truth. When you broke Jeremy’s neck, did you know that he was wearing the ring?
...No. No, I didn't. Katherine really pissed me off and I snapped, and...I got lucky with the ring. I don’t know what I would done of he wasn't wearing it. Elena, I’m sorry
Thank you for being honest with me. And the answer to your question, about our friendship, is yes. You have lost me forever.
You knew that already, didn't you? You used me today.
You had information about Katherine that I needed to know.
I thought "friends don’t manipulate friends." (pauses) You and Katherine have a lot more in common than just your looks.
Don't fight it, Stefan. You loved me once. You can love me again. I love you, Stefan.
Are we really going to do this again? We both know I could rip you to shreds and do my nails at the same time.
What do you want?
I wanted to see you. I've missed you, Stefan. Indulge me for a little while, please?
Why are you back in town?
Three reasons: you, you, and... you.
See, I can't quite get that down. It just kind of...gets stuck in my throat.
You know, it's the truth. Deep down inside that gorgeous body of yours is the Stefan that fell in love with me, too.
What do you want?
So this is where you spend your time when you're not stabbing people in the back.
I tricked you into telling me the truth. That's not stabbing you in the back. That's using your own tactics against you. (gets up to leave)
Where are you going?
I made myself clear, Damon. I want nothing to do with you.
What do you know about werewolves?
I know not to pet one.
Why did you keep this picture? Why not burn it? Tear it up? You wanna know why I came back? Well, I have a better question. Why did you? Elena? No. You came back here to fall in love with me all over again, didn't you Stefan?
I've no secrets. Only dirty shame.
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