I don't like hospitals. You know why?
Every really obvious reason?
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
In my family, brutal honesty is the most valuable commodity. That, and rugalah.
Are you buying her a car?
Meghan!
What?! A friend of mine married a guy from Togo, he bought her a Montero!
Well, he's not buying me a car.
Do you want a bicycle?
Actually, I haven't been that supportive.
Oh. Well, then, no muffins for you.
You don't seem exactly… straight.
[gasping] Really?
[to Felicity] Man! Every time I think I got you pegged, you just do something completely bitchin'!
Uh, excuse me, Abby?
AAbby
Yes, Felicity?
You probably know this, I'm sure you do, but our old manager, Javier, actually did employee evaluations on all of us.
AAbby
You're right. I do know that. But remarks like, "a real cutie patootie," and "when he makes a mochachino I get all tingly," were hard to quantify.
[to Felicity] Noel would never choose to be with somebody else when he could be with you.
What are you doing?
Spying. Blatantly spying.
Don't you dare let some mix tape make you go soft on Noel.
[to Felicity] I thought getting some would have loosened you up a little; but, damn, you're worse than ever.
[to Felicity] You snooze, you lose. Hey, that's what you should have told Noel when he threw a hissy fit about you banging the art student.
RMrs. Rotundi
Do you like art?
Felicity likes artists, Mommy.
We're just talking about this. [Holds up box]
RMrs. Rotundi
Oh. What's that?
Oh, it's just my secret box. No one is ever allowed to look inside of it, including Meghan. I drive her crazy with it.
[to Meghan] And you know what the funny thing is? You probably wouldn't even care less what's inside the stupid box if I didn't keep taunting you with it, you know?
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