It's sad. He's got necrophilia.
He sleeps with dead people?
No, I mean narcolepsy.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[to Noel] You and I should have sex.
[marking Day Planner] Noel... Sex. Is eight o'clock okay?
For sex? Eight o'clock... eight's good.
I have a pretty good reason to believe that Felicity's moved past Ben.
Don't be jealous.
I'm sure I'm supposed to be, but it's just too sad.
CCensa
You could make a lot of money selling your hair. I know people.
I'll keep that in mind.
[at vending machine] I never pictured you as a 'Payday' kind of guy.
You, you picture me?
What! No! Uh, I just, I needed something to say, and that's unfortunately what came together.
BBlair
Tara and I never slept together.
Well, you should. That way I know that you're sleeping with a bitch and she's left unsatisfied.
Felicity's got a stalker.
'Got' or 'is'?
He came all the way to New York, convinced that I'm, like, his soulmate or something.
Imagine that.
I'm sort of in the same situation.
You're stalking somebody else? Who?
[after piercing her nose] It's in. I can't even feel it. That's the first time I've said that.
[about Felicity and Noel] You guys aren't breaking up are you? 'Cause that would really screw up my life.
Hey, have you seen Felicity?
I cannot wait for the day you stop asking me that question.
TTodd
Felicity, you know, I think that kiss was pretty damn good.
Okay, you need to go home.
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