[to Noel] I didn't say every guy was a jerk. I said you were a jerk.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Noel, you guys mean more to each other than you think. Go talk to her! You know, really try and make this better! Fight for that relationship, and... let me videotape it.
No. It's over. OK, the fact is, I mean even... even if you forget for just a second that we both did horrible things to each other, Felicity never felt for me what I felt for her. And that's just the truth.
[to Sean] If they get back together I'm gonna throw up, and I'm not kidding, I'm gonna vomit on this carpet. And you can videotape it.
What's it like living with Felicity?
It's like living with a TV. That's always playing Little House on the Prairie. Only with more sweaters...
Anything else?
Yeah. If Noel asks me one more time if I've seen Felicity, I'm gonna kill him! Are you listening, Mr. R.A.? Here's the answer, for the rest of your life--'I HAVEN'T SEEN FELICITY!'
Do you have an opinion about Felicity and Noel?
Yeah. First of all, no one cares less than me. Second of all, GET OVER IT, Noel! She slept with an artist, it doesn't matter!
So you want me to change my life so you can make a better documentary?
Would you mind?
[About his mom] She finally left my dad, and has a chance to be happy for the first time in her life..ever. I know that if she knew what was going here, she would be so worried. I've screwed up her life enough.
Maybe you should let her worry. I mean may be that's not such a bad thing. I mean they're still your parents. Maybe you should let your mom, be your mom. Let her take care of you. Let her worry about you.
[about Felicity] We're starting over. It's all about foundations and rebuilding.
What's that supposed to mean?
I have no idea.
I thought that maybe you had hated me just a little.
AAbby
Maybe I do. You're young, perky. And then there's the hair.
I thought you liked Nicole.
I did. I did! It's just she's been sending these signals... that she's interested in me.
What kind of signals?
Well, she, uh, she kissed me.
What?!
Yeah. That was one signal. And then she came over last night... she took her clothes off, which was signal number two.
How is burning my hair going to help you with your finals?
Wouldn't you like to know?
Meghan, what's going on?
What does it look like?
Yeah. I have no idea.
AAdvisor
Are you still thinking about becoming an R.A?
I don't think so.
AAdvisor
Really?
Yeah, I'm...um, kind of feeling like who am I to be giving anyone advice?
AAdvisor
You're someone who's been through it. (pause) So... see you next year?
[to the advisor] I just hope this whole year wasn't for nothing. I hope I learned something. When I came here. I didn't know anyone. I mean, even the boy I followed to New York was a stranger, which,it turns out is why I followed him to New York. There were people here that I never met. Who,just became so important to me, it's like... I don't know... I guess they just felt like real friends. I bet you get this a lot, right? Kids at the end of their freshman year crying about their lives... about the way things turned out.
[to Sally] Is it just me, or did this year go by faster than ever? I mean, it actually seems like time is speeding up. Lately, I have been getting up earlier everyday. I don't know why. I guess it's the excitement of the end of the year or something. I've only got a few days left.
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