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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

ALAngelina Lasser

This is insane. Three Blutbaden in a room with one Grimm. And we're all having a little chat. We should be having dinner.

He's not that kind.

ALAngelina Lasser

[Scoffs] There is only one kind.

Just like there's one kind of Blutbad?

ALAngelina Lasser

Well, kumbaya. Let's all hold hands.

Mr. Lasser, you said you walked outside just before it exploded?

Well, yeah, Detective. If I would have been in there, I wouldn't be out here.

[about Monroe and Nick] Whoa! You guys know each other?

We've met.

Oh, yeah? Where did you meet? Like, at a party or something? [lowers voice] Oh, wait. You didn't get arrested for doing some of the stuff you used to do, did you?

All right. Let's go. Come on. Time to go.

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The enchantress was so hard-hearted that she banished the poor girl to a wilderness, where she had to live is a miserable, wretched state.

You should see me in my Santa suit.

Yeah, a blutbad as Santa.

Hey, I'm pretty good, but it's true. I'm no gefrieren geber.

Wait a minute. You're telling me that Santa Claus is a...?

Well, think about it. I mean, who else could live up there?

Here we go. A knochen hof.

Let me guess. "Bone yard."

Literally speaking, yes. But there's a spiritual meaning. We've taken a life to sustain life. And the sacrifice has to be honored. You know, before digestion begins.

Dude, I'm telling you. I saw him with my own two eyes.

RRoscoe

Here in Portland?

IIrv

They don't really exist.

I was in his house.

RRoscoe

You were in a Grimm's house?

Yes!

IIrv

If that's true, how come he didn't kill you?

'Cause I got the hell outta there, that's why.

RRoscoe

OK, so where does he live, Mr. I-saw-Grimm-and- lived-to-tell-about-it?

You got something.

Just give me a second, OK?

What is it?

[excited] Burdock root! I haven't seen this stuff since I was a kid in Scouts. Oh, my God. Yeah, it's a pain-killer. It's like aspirin, you chew on the root. It's also a fine diuretic. [Nick gives him a look] But I digress.

This is burdock root. You chew on it. Like this. Here. [Holly spits it out] No, no, no, I know, I know. It tastes like an old tennis shoe. I mean, not that I've eaten all that many of them.

FSForest Service Ranger

It's kinda weird, there's not a bit of food left. No sleeping bag, no blankets. Got millions of dollars worth of marijuana plants out there and not one of them was taken.

You're saying somebody killed him for his supplies?

FSForest Service Ranger

That's what it looks like.

Somebody got their priorities screwed up.

Maybe we're talking Bigfoot.

I don't think Bigfoot would fit in the sleeping bag.

DDustin

I told you everything I told the police. I didn't kill your brother. I'm telling you, there was someone else out there.

MBMike Blake

That's just what I would have told the cops if I'd killed somebody.

Who kills a pot grower in the middle of the woods for a sleeping bag and some food?

Somebody hungry and cold.

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Fee fi fo fum... I smell the blood of an Englishman...

[answers phone] This is awfully early.

Can you trace an antique watch?

Wow. You're actually calling me for what I do. I might have to charge you for this.

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