I've never been much of a do-gooder, Nick, I mean the only bleeding heart I ever had was an... I mean that's in the past, I'm just saying.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
How many rats?
What?
For the report, how many rats do you think were down there?
Sorry, I didn't stop to count them.
I'd like to put a million, 'cause that's what it seemed like.
Put a thousand. Nobody's gonna believe a million.
No one's gonna believe a thousand.
I haven't had that much fun since that drunk threw up on me at the Christmas Party.
Wasn't that Sergeant Wu?
Nice house.
Nice cars.
And bad things still happen.
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Little pig, little pig, let me come in, said the wolf to the pig. Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin, said the pig to the wolf.
My aim is to keep the toilet clean.
Cool
Your aim will help.
LPLt. Peter Orson
This isn't between you and me.
Then what's with the shotgun?
Let's not let this get out of hand, I just had the carpet cleaned.
Let's try to figure out who might want to harm you.
Detective. Listen, bro. I'm a pretty happy guy. That's the reason the name "Hap" works so well for me. I love everybody, and everybody loves me. Even the guys I owe money to.
[Nick gives him a look.]
Follow me.
[Listing everyone he owes money] Uh, Jimmy Damon. I'm into him for about three grand. It's a bar thing.
A bar tab?
No, Jimmy Damon was for a bar that I opened. He was one of my backers. It was a really, really great idea. You actually had your own bar right there at your own table. We lost our shirts. Uh, then there's Sammy Runyon. I owe him, like, a couple grand. Strip mall creperie. You know, those really thin French pancakes? Now, pancakes are the new cupcakes. Or, at least, they should have been. In fact, maybe I could interest you guys in a really unique investment opportunity...
ALAngelina Lasser
[about Nick] He's a Grimm!
What? No. He's a cop. Monroe, tell her she's wrong.
...She's not.
He's a cop and a Grimm? Is that legal?
SWSgt. Wu
We ran blood tests on her clothes.
And what have you got?
SWSgt. Wu
Believe it or not, Bugs Bunny. They apparently had something to do with the death of a rabbit.
A rabbit?
Uh Yeah, I lapsed.
Maybe she is not the right girl for you.
So, how did Buddy get himself in trouble?
He went after Eloise, that huge, yellow cat a couple of doors down.
How did Eloise come out of it?
On top. Apparently, Buddy bit off more than he could chew.
The cat beat up the dog?
Don't piss off a woman with claws.
Angelina just came by. She says she knows who killed her brothers.Says it was a Bauerschwein.
A what?
A pig. And I don't mean a cop. But I do mean a cop.
[Knocking on door] Monroe, it's Nick. Open up.
Maybe I should just get you your own key.
This Blutbad-Bauerschwein feud goes back centuries. We get blamed for every Bauerschwein death. Even the suicides.
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