Good morning. Well, not that good if somebody died, I guess. But, um, yeah, come on in.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
He's after Hank.
Hank? Why?
He put him in prison.
Oh, yeah, that'll do it. These guys carry grudges to the grave. And usually it's your grave.
You're lucky to be alive. Pulling a stunt like that. I should have your badge.
If you want it, you can have it.
I'd rather have you alive and wearing it.
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I am impelled not to squeak like a grateful and frightened mouse, but to roar...
SWSgt. Wu
He thinks it might have been a disgruntled customer. Apparently his boss was a terror. Nobody liked him. He said, and I quote, "I'm surprised somebody didn't stick a tire iron in him before this". Actually, that was a paraphrase. I left out the bad language because I couldn't write that fast.
Love's a funny thing.
You must be laughing all the time.
You ever seen one of these? [Shows Monroe a drawing]
A Mauzhertz. Pretty favorable likeness actually, given the subject.
Well, I think I saw one and he could be involved in a murder.
There's a reason you people never wrote about them. They never do anything worth writing about. This whole cartoon thing they got going, such a racket.
So they're harmless?
Yeah. I mean you say "Boo" and they scurry off to their safety zones. They're very predictable that way.
What about a Lausenschlange?
Lausenschlange? You saw a snake dude and lived to tell about it? Let me tell you, what you don't want to do is leave a Lausenschlange alone with a Mauzhertz. That is a recipe for dessert.
I hate places like this.
Why? It's just stuff.
Nah, it's people's lives falling apart. What's left when the good times are over. The stuff of dreams.
Thanks. Now I'm creeped out.
[after finding a raccoon in their garbage] Don't arrest him, he's just hungry.
Yeah, well, he's a rodent, and he should be eating what rodents eat.
He's not a rodent. We're all mammals here.
Well, I'm not eating what he's eating.
Sure you are. You just got to it first.
You start messing with the status quo, there are some people who might not be exactly sanguine about that. And what I am doing with you is definitely messing with the status quo.
I'm not going to ask for any more of your help.
Screw that. I'm not running. You ask me for all the help you need. I've never been much of a status quo kind of guy. And next time, we'll be ready for them.
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We shall see the crumbs of bread... and they will show us our way home again.
The vast majority of humans just can't process that kind of information. They can believe in all kinds of stuff, you know. Gods, for example. Angels, demons, and dinosaurs and the Big Bang Theory, and E equals MC squared, man. But that's only because it's not right in front of them. They're not looking directly into the boiling core of the raw universe. So, you know, confronted with that kind of reality, a lot of brains just turn to mush.
What's my favorite color?
What?
You know, you never ask me about anything else. Like sports or music or who the hottest Bond babe was. You know, like normal conversation. Just saying. Be nice to switch it up once and a while, you know.
Well, what's your favorite color?
You don't mean that.
No, really, I want to know.
Red
Well, I feel so much closer to you now.
SWSgt. Wu
Are we depressed?
Were you able to get any info off the driver's cell phone?
SWSgt. Wu
Yes. And no.
Can you just give us the yes?
SWSgt. Wu
No.
Haven't you ever had to explain who you are to anyone?
You mean, like, a normal person? No. There's no good outcome to that. Either they believe you and think they're crazy or, far more likely, they don't believe you and they think you're crazy. Either way, it puts a strain on a relationship.
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