[Grim accidentally spilled Fred's frozen yogurt] NO! You... KILLED my yogurt!
No, Fred! It was an accident!
Fred Fredburger! Fred Fredburger! Fred Fredburger!
Eh, good going, yogurt killer.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
BMiss Butterbean
Billy, is it remotely possible that you have your science project ready?
[beholds the Endsville playset] A natural disaster. [carries a meteor toy] GIANT ASTEROID FROM OUTER SPACE! [slams the meteor toy onto the Endsville playset and the meteor toy smashes through a window] I suppose a giant meteor should work.
Are there any chocolate cupcakes?
What happens if I eat the chocolate cupcake?
Chocolate gives me diarrhea, yo!
Shut up!
You shut up!
No, you shut up!
No, you shut up!
No, you shut up!
No, you shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up! Shut up!
Shut up! Shut Up!
No, you shut up!
No, you shut up!
No, you shut up!
Shut up! Shut up! I said shut up!
I said shut up!
Oh, you shut up! You shut up!
All of you, SHUT UP! This oath is over, do you understand?!
YYeti
You know what hatches from this egg?
[confused] A two-headed grandma?
Pat my belly, [pauses, Deep hoarse voice] PAT MY BELLY!
Hey, bear butt! Bet you can't hit me with one of those stupid rubber bands.
HHector
Bear Butt? Prepare to be destroy, little boy!
My garden, MY GLORIOUS GARDEN! I told you to stay away from my garden.
EDExercise Dude
You! I need your bicycle!
BGBicycle Guy
What? Why?
EDExercise Dude
BECAUSE I'M HUNGRY!!
What's it feel like, being in love, Irwin?
It's like a beautiful flower inside your chest that's trying to burst out through your ribcage.
Like my dad's heartburn!
[Irwin is too nervous to give Mandy the Valentines card he made for her]
Irwin, you HAVE to give Mandy your card. You put your soul into making it! Your blood, Your sweat, Your tears!
...Your puke!
[After Nergal Jr. gets Mandy to go out with him] YOU... STOLE... MY... WOMAN!
I've gotta stop making my hand big like that.
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