I'm not the cool stud you think I am!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
What the- Sp-sp-sp-sp-SPIDERS! [screams]
[Stuck in the Detention Dimension with Billy]
This is going to be a long eternity...
I thought we are going out for a hamburger. We've been in this car for hours. I get cranky when I get hungry!
I get hungry when I'm cranky! We're like twins! [burps as Mandy punches the back of the seat where Billy sits causing him to have an airbag on his own face]
[angrily] Irwin!
Go give that pacifier back to that baby!
How would you like it if he stole your mouse head collection?
Be seeing you.
[ Number Six meets the first Number Two ]
At last! Delighted to see you!
[the heavy automatic steel doors close behind Number Six]
Come in, come in! Do sit down.
[Number Two presses a button; a hatch slides open and a chair rises from the floor]
[laughing] I'm sorry; I can never resist that. I hope you don't mind a working breakfast.
[Number Two presses another button; the butler enters with a breakfast cart ]
Tea or coffee?
Tea.
Indian or China?
Either. With lemon.
[the butler, already apprised of his preferences, places a lemon wheel in his tea]
One or two eggs with your bacon?
Two?
[the butler removes the cover from the plate, revealing bacon with two fried eggs]
That will be all.
[the butler exits]
Help yourself to toast. ...I suppose you're wondering what you're doing here.
It had crossed my mind. [slams the toast cover down] What's it all about?
[another chair rises from the floor beside Number Six]
Sit down and I'll tell you. It's a question of your resignation.
...Go on.
The information in your head is priceless. I don't think you realize what a valuable property you've become. A man like you is worth a great deal on the open market.
Who brought me here?
I know how you feel, believe me. And they have taken quite a liberty.
Who are "They?"
A lot of people are curious about what lies behind your resignation. You had a brilliant career, your record is impeccable. They want to know why you suddenly left.
What people?
Now, personally, I believe your story; I do think it was a matter of principle. But, uh... What I think doesn't really count, does it? One has to be sure about these things.
And that gives you the right to poke your nose into my private business!?
Now, please. It's my job to check your motives.
I've been checked!
Of course, but when a man knows as much as you do, a double-check does no harm. A few details may have been missed.
I don't know who you are... or who you work for... And I don't care. I'm leaving.
[Number Six moves to the exit. The doors start to open, but then slam shut in his face.]
I've nothing to say. Is that clear? Absolutely nothing.
Now be reasonable, old boy. It's just a matter of time. Sooner or later you'll tell me. Sooner or later you'll want to. Let's make a deal. You cooperate, tell us what we want to know and this can be a very nice place. You may even be given a position of authority.
I will not make any deals with you. I've resigned. I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered! My life is my own!
Is it?
Yes. You won't hold me.
Won't we?
Quite a beautiful place, really, isn't it? Almost like a world on its own.
I shall miss it when I'm gone.
Oh, it will grow on you.
SSign
A still tongue makes a happy life.
SSign
Questions are a burden to others; answers a prison for oneself.
[After Cobb's suicide, Number Six storms into Number Two's office, only to find someone different sitting there:]
Get him!
NNNew Number Two
I have taken his place. I am the new Number Two.
Get Number One!
NNNew Number Two
As far as you're concerned, I'm in charge. What can I do for you?
Cobb.
NNNew Number Two
What we do here has to be done. It's the law of survival; it's either them or us.
You imprison people? Steal their minds? Destroy them?
NNNew Number Two
Depends on whose side you're on, doesn't it?
I'm on our side.
NNNew Number Two
But we have to find out where your sympathies lie.
You know where they lie!
NNNew Number Two
[reading from Number Six's file] "Subject shows great enthusiasm for his work. He is utterly devoted and loyal." Is this a man that suddenly walks out?
And I didn't walk out... I resigned!
NNNew Number Two
People change, exactly. So do loyalties.
Not mine.
NNNew Number Two
All very commendable. But let's be practical; I'm interested in facts. Your only chance to get out of here is to give them to me. And if you don't give them, I'll take them. It's up to you. Think about it.
[Number Six turns to leave]
NNNew Number Two
Good day, Number Six.
Number what?
NNNew Number Two
Six. For official purposes, everyone has a number. Yours is number six.
I am not a number. I am a person.
NNNew Number Two
Six of one, half a dozen of another. Good day!
N6Number 66 (The Admiral)
Game of chess, m'dear?
N9Number 9 (The Woman)
I don't play.
N6Number 66 (The Admiral)
You should learn. We're all pawns, m'dear.
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