Cake won't save you from my love, Pud'n.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[crying] Poor, poor bunny. Why did you have to explode? Why?
[after being blown up, emerges from wreckage with skin and flesh falling off of him. His skull and bones are visible] It's okay, Pud'n. I forgive you. I forgive you because I love you, and I love you...to death. [Pud'n'lets out a wailing scream as the scene zooms into his mouth.]
My name is Thronambular, granter of wishes. If you wish for a cake, it will be delicious.
[to Thromnambular] Cake, eh...
SSperg
[angrily] What are you looking at?
Contradiction young man, from what I can see, for you are the one who is looking at me!
I guess not everyone can be as beautiful as I am or as popular as I am. But as beautiful and popular as I am, I bet there are some people who've never even heard of me: people in countries like Paris or Toronto, or in cities like Africa. I wish I was a big star!
I can make you the biggest star of all. But the bigger they get, the harder they fall!
[wish number 8 is granted]
[to Mandy] So it's down to you; and it's down to me. One more wish left, and I'll be set free!
Don't sell yourself short. You're worth more than free.
Okay, Thromnambular. I guess we're both trapped in situations we don't like. So let's help each other out. I wish I was free from Billy and Mandy forever, and that you were free from your prison of wishes so that you'll never make another wish again!
TThronambular
I heard your proposal, let's broker a deal. I'll grant you your wish and we'll see how you feel!
[as the wishing skull] NOOOOOOOOOO!
[as the Grim Reaper] Muhahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaahh!
[At Mandy's auction of Thromnambular]
I gotta have it! I didn't learn my lesson the first time!
Billy, do you want to be a TV star?
I wish!
[Mandy tosses Billy in the washing machine]
Wish granted.
Hey, Billy, have you seen my scythe?
I just sold it to Irwin for a smashed amusement park penny.
YOU WHAT!?
I just...sold it to...Irwin.
Do you realize what could happen if my scythe gets into the wrong hands?!
I sure do! I mean, no.
It could cause mass destruction and chaos, creating an imbalance in the universe, and bringing about the end of time as we know it!
You make funny faces when you're angry.
DGDumpster Grouch
You see, kids. Playing with scythes isn’t cool, or fun!
GIGuy in a Broken Car
It's dangerous!
DGDumpster Grouch
So, if you ever see a scythe, don’t pick it up!
GIGuy in a Broken Car
Tell an adult immediately!
Oh, Mandy. Our time together has meant, so much to me. I picked this flower for you as a..
Excuse me, sir. Wouldn't you have a great time?
Look, I've kind of getting a groove on. If you know what I'm saying?
My. What a nice-looking scythe you have today! Where did you get it?
I stole it from the Grim Reaper, alright? Now if you don't mind...Wait a second, you look familiar. Do I know you somewhere?
You sure don't, Irwin.
Oh, okay. Billy!
Mandy! Snap out of it! Irwin's using my scythe to control you. You gotta fight it!
Ugh.... Grim, Is that you?
Yes, Mandy! It's me!
Oh no, you don't! [he's using a scythe to zap to Mandy]
What the heck is going on? [she got zapped from the scythe by Irwin] Irwin is my boyfriend.
No!
You're gonna pay for that, Grim!
Hey, barf-face! Bet you can zap me with your stupid scythe!
You asked for it! [he zapped with the scythe]
Nope. Miss me. Try again. Uh-uh. You got nothing!
[angrily screaming] You're gotta get it, Billy! What the?! Who did that?!
Incoming! [he jumps on a seesaw with a pile of rocks to throw at Irwin with a scythe]
Ha! It's that all you got?!
Darn! We need something harder then rocks.
I got it!
[Billy has a plate of submarine sandwiches to put on a seesaw, and Grim jumps on a seesaw will throw submarine sandwiches will targeting and beating at Irwin and a scythe, Irwin got beating by submarine sandwiches and a scythe falls on a ground to zapping back to normal]
[he picked his scythe on a ground] Mine! [smooching]
Get a room.
Mandy! You're back to normal!
[groans] M-Mandy?
You know, Irwin, the thing about crushes is, they always hurt in the end. That's why they're called CRUSHES.
WJWiggy Jiggy Jed
If Jed don't get a bed, he gets red in the head.
When it comes to matters of the heart, Billy is-
Doomed.
...Yeah.
I missed you, but my aim is improving.
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