Where's he taking us, Mandy?
I don't know? Bobby said: "It was a surprise".
[Bobby takes a carpet off to shown of their new cars]
B Bobby
Their gifts for the both of you my two bestest friends!
Uh, you're giving me a car? But I can't drive yet.
B Bobby
It's just something nice for being such good friends!
I...I don't know what to say? But you're much better friend than Billy ever was.
I'll see. [he honks a car horn for twice]
B Bobby
Yeah, I'm not just some Billy clone, guys. I'm by own person, I am your friend! [laughing] Who even remembers old Billy what's his name, anyway?
[Billy screaming]
B Bobby
Listen Billy and listen good! I want you gone!
Can I go to the arcade, then?
B Bobby
What? No, NO! I mean I want you to disappear, permanently! Your friends don't like you, you're nothing but a burden to your poor Mother and Father! They all choose me over you, so there's no reason for you to even be here! I'm giving you 24 hours to get out of here! Or I'll get rid of you myself!
Who are you? Why are you doing this?
B Bobby
If I told you, I would have to destroy you!
But, weren't you going to destroy me, anyway?
B Bobby
Well, yeah, but... NOW YOU'VE ONLY GOT UNTIL MORNING!
Alright, Bobby, it's on at dawn!
Billy, what are you doing with my scythe?
Oh, I sent him to another dimension.
Yeah, I never really like him too much anyway.
Me neither, I only hung out with them because I had nothing better to do. Hey, Billy! fetch me some water, you doug.
[to the box of Chocolate Sailors] You won't be disappointed this time, Chocolate Sailor. You'll see. I'm gonna be the best dang sailor in the whole dang army! I'll sell gazillions. Together, we'll make major booty, 'cause you're so BOOTYLICIOUS!
TF Tooth Fairy Cowboy
[to Billy] What's so funny?!
Do you have a shrunken head?
[A man with a very large body but a very small head appears in front of him]
M Man
What do you mean by that?
Holy freak show! I mean, nothing.
M Man
So are you going to buy something, smart guy?
Nope, I'm broke. Penniless. A Pauper. Too poor to pay attention. Too cheap to buy this cheesy crud!
[Man picks Billy up and kicks him into space]
Washing my hair, washing my hair... wait a minute, this isn't shampoo, it's DOG-!
Oh sorry, Billy. We weren't laughing AT you, we were laughing WITH you!
IS Irwin's Dad
Yes, Irwin's mom is actually a mummy. Nobody can tell you who to fall in love with, but we've managed to make it work all these years. Leaving a whole lot of questions that don't need to be answered.
...But how did you and Irwin's mom...
IS Irwin's Dad
Leaving a whole lot of questions that don't need to be answered.
Grim, why do the good die young?
Well, it's mostly because I get confused.
[Pud'n is holding Professor Gaylord]
Milkshakes, where are you going?
T Triceratron
[hiding behind the unconscious Milkshakes] To destroy all that is good. ...I mean, meow.
Once you join the "Secret Snake Club" [Secret Snake Club wiggle their arms and hiss] they can never unjoin!
Is unjoin even a real word?
Who cares? She understand what she meant!
HOW ABOUT YOU BOTH SHUT UP?!
So you're telling me the whole point of this stupid club...
...is to resurrect an ancient snake creature and make him eat the cool kids, leaving nerds to rule the world! Yes.
[to the Snake Nerds] You disgust me, too! You're all old enough, so wear some deodorant! I've been trying not to vomit in my own mouth all day!
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