[Billy asks his dad why he shaves his beard.]
Well, you see son, if Daddy shaves his face, mommy shaves her legs!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Stupid... but clever.
Uh, mom? The bathroom is talking to me again. Should I get my vitamins?
All the ladies love me!
Hey, boy. Trying to think, huh?
Uh, no. I don't do that anymore.
[After drinking the hair tonic Grim souped up, Billy watches the hair grow on his face]
Oh, I like that! Rugged Billy! [Hair grows more] Mountain Billy! [Hair throws into a thick beard, and Billy laughs] Hillbilly!
[about Billy] Listen, Hoss, what you have there isn't a sasquatch. What you have there isn't far enough up the evolutionary scale.
You spent the reward money on a new TV?! Awww! I wanted a baby iguana!
Bacon-flavored toothpaste? Why didn't anybody think of it before??
Get a jump on puberty or just look cooler than ever before!
HHoss
AAH! HELP ME!
ACAnimal Control
He's gone wild! Take him down!
[after Billy takes him by surprise] Billy, what are you trying to do?! Scare me to me?!
[After Billy steals and eats Mandy's nerve]
Billy, it worked! It worked! Now, what do you say we take Mandy and--
PIPE DOWN, YOU TALKIN' WIND-CHIME! YOU TALK WHEN I TELLS YOU TO TALK, YOU FOLLOW?!
[nervous] I follow.
[to her nerve] Now you listen up, pal. You are NOT what makes me Mandy. I don't need some pompous polyp to be dark, foreboding and charmingly cynical! I am what makes me Mandy! You got that?!
OK, Grim, when the rainbow appears, you take me to the end of it, and I'll shake down the leprechaun for its gold.
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