[Billy and Grim are watching B production horror film]
This is scary. Let's watch something else.
Aw, come on. I've seen scarier stuff in your toilet.
True.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Hey, Irwin!
[to Billy in Mandy's body] [screams a little bit] Uh... Hi, Mandy.
YOU are such a cutie.
Gee, Milkshake. I think Mandy might be mad at me now. I think I deserve on an account of all the naughty stuff I made her do. I deserved to be punished.
[Now inside Milkshake's body] Touching.
M-M-M-Mandy?
You know, Billy, you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
NNergal
You've come back to save the children?
Yeah, what's up with that?
Umm... well... I'm just taking them with me so I can eat them later.
That was a great idea kicking Nergal in the shin. I wonder why I didn't think of that?
That's because you have no brain. Speaking of no brain, where's Billy?
[talking to a cardboard cutout of Mandy] Gee, Mandy, it sure was a great idea kicking Nergal in the shin like that. [many hours later] Hey, did you do something to your hair?
WWoman
Eat pepper spray, you freak! [sprays Grim in the face]
It doesn't hurt; I have no eyes.
[looking sad] What have I done? Everybody has vanished off the face of the Earth. Because of that last dumb wish, I'm alone now. No Billy, no Grim, no Grim's mom, nobody. [smirks sneakily] PERFECT.
Honey, are you okay?
Never better! I just needed some time to relax after my skeleton episode!
There is somebody I would like you to meet. [introduces Gladys to the Grim Reaper.] This is Billy's new friend, George, Grimmy... or something.
It's time to kick it up a notch!
She may have won the battle, but she has NOT won the war.
PPhil
Time to put the shrimp on the barbie!
Yeah! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee!
I HATE BUGS! OH MY GOSH! WHAT IF I TURN INTO A BUG RIGHT NOW?!
Let's do a bug test. Tell me the first thing that crawls into your little brain. Lady.
Bug!
June.
Bug!
Yo sucka don't be...
Buggin'!
Yep. You're turning into a bug.
[screams] BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG!
[Billy rides the bike.]
The bike rocks! The wheels are like circles! [The bike crashes and he falls] The bike is fine. I should still be able to ride it at home. [The bike catches on fire] I'm sweating, I should get one lemonade.
[Cut to timecard "An awful lot of lemonade later", with the Male Narrator reading it, then back to Billy with a bloated belly]
Who needs a dumb bike to have fun anyway? Walking can be its own reward. Come on, legs, you can do it.
Hello, Billy.
Hello, Irwin.
I'm having so much fun with my bike!
[Irwin's bike crashes into a wall and his bike tire gets a puncture]
Oh no!
[knocks Billy over] Sorry! Are you alright, Billy?
Yep, I'm fine. What have you got on your feet?
Rollerblades. You put one on each foot and whoosh!
You knocked me over.
Yes. Sorry. I'll better see how they work. Look. And back the other way!
[laughs] Very good.
Let's go! [Skates off]
Mindy's going fast. I saw an opportunity and I seized it.
It was my bike tire. Look. It a got puncture.
WKWeird kid
How do bikes work?
With pedals.
[Mr. Kid mends Irwin's bike]
Mr. Kid has mended my bike.
Irwin, Pud'n, Sperg and Mandy have bikes, Mindy has rollerblades and Shelly Marsh and General Skarr has a motorbikes.
[Billy has a bloated belly and has to use the portable toilet. After using the portable toilet, he goes to the wheels store.]
Is it a red tricycle?
WKWeird kid
You always have to promise to drive it.
I promise!
WKWeird kid
I just remembered this story about a tortoise and a hare.
Can I tell you a story about the tortoise and the hare before I go with the red tricycle?
WKWeird kid
Of course you can.
Once there was a tortoise and a hare. They decided to have a race. But the tortoise was very slow. The hare knew he could run much faster than the tortoise and overtook him at once.
WKWeird kid
Then what happened?
Well, the hare stopped for a little rest and fell asleep.
WKWeird kid
Never!
And the tortoise, who was taking it very steady, overtook him.
WKWeird kid
You cannot be serious!
And to everyone's surprise, the tortoise won the race.
WKWeird kid
The story ended. It's time to go. Don't forget. You must drive it.
[Billy drives it out of the wheels store.]
You’re a three-wheel dream! I'll name you... Trykie! Come on, Trykie, let's go have some fun!
Guys! Hey, guys! Do you notice anything new?
[he and Pud'n burst out laughing] What is that, yo? Is that a tricycle?
Yep. Its name is Trykie.
Incoming data packet for Billy: only big babies ride tricycles.
That’s not true.
Ready for your bottle?
I’m not a big baby! I’m a young adult.
IPIrwin and Pud'n
[singing] Baby Billy sitting in his crib, dripping mashed potatoes all down his bib.
You’re wrong! Trykie is cool! And I haven't worn a bib in months!
No child, that's not bad luck. You're just stupid!
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