[Sue threatens Pac-Man]
Prepare to be chomped, Pac-fink!
C'mon, fellas, let's chomp him!
C'mon, let's quit wasting time and chomp on his bones!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[singing] Dashing through the snow.
O'er the fields we go.
In a three-ghost-monster sleigh.
Chomping all the way. Ho, ho, ho!
Well, you know what I always say - if you can't beat 'em...RUN!
Forget it, Pac-Man. Your clever talk ain't going to get you out of this mess.
But wait, you don't understand! I'm not doing this for me. Just think of all the millions of deserving children around the world who wont get their Christmas presents, if you open your mouths instead of your hearts.
[Blinky, Pinky, Inky, and Sue start to cry]
Ah, what a bunch of humbug.
Aw! [sniffles] Give the guy a break, Clyde!
Yeah! [sobs] Think of all the little kids, Clyde!
And the big kids too, Clyde!
Alright, already! [to Pac-Man] Just this once, Pac-Man. But remember, when Christmas is over, we'll be back.
Aw, thanks. You won't regret this.
[Handing out gifts] Inky. Pinky. Blinky. Clyde. Sue.
Why, I...I don't know what to say.
How about "Thank you."?
GMGhost-Monsters (except Blinky)
Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Thank you.
Aww, don't thank us. Thank Santa Claus.
SSanta
[Skyward in his sleigh] Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, hooo! Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good chomp!
You and that wretched girlfriend of yours are great enough separately, but together... you're insufferable.
Insufferable? I don't even know what that means. And hey, Mandy's not my girlfriend! She's just a FRIEND, who happens to be a GIRL, just like I happen to be a BOY, and you happen to be a SKELETONN. It's the differences that make our planet so rich, diverse, and wonderful!
[Rainbows in the background]
I still hate you, though.
You think that was too mince?
He said he didn't want to. You know what that means!
You're right.
[At Mandy's kitchen, Grim is doing the washing up together]
This bites! Those kids don't deserve the friends like me. Everyday, I play with them until my eyes bleed! [sniffs]
This is getting boring. Let's torture the Grim Reaper.
[leaving Mandy's room] OK.
Oh, Grim!
Yes...
My little puppy, Saliva's feeling all so sad and lonely, could you cheer him up yourself?
Cheer him up myself?!
Oh, Grim. Would you please cheer him up one little kiss ought to do it? You know, you want to.
Ugh! I am NOT going to kiss your stinky, smelly, drooling mutt!
[sobbing] I hate you so much! I'm so miserable!
That's good, cause misery goes nice with PIE!
That's it! I'VE HAD IT! [slices the pie and Laughs]
Hey, thank you slicing the pie, Grim.
Yeah! And WE deserve a nice treat about NOW!
[in Milkshakes' body] You know, Billy... you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... but you can't pick your friend's nose.
Son, it's awfully hard to read the paper through your butt.
[singing, while in Milkshake's body]
Look at me, I'm a kitty cat!
I wear a bowl of peanuts for a hat.
If I eat them all, I will get fat.
Blah blah blah, I'm a kitty cat!
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