Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Gosh, there ain't no hiding places around here, nowhere. I know. [he pulls a door out from his ghost-suit, sets it down, opens it, enters and closes it]
[comes up to the door and knocks] Knock knock.
Who's there?
Chomp.
Chomp who?
Chomp you! [opens door]
[Inky screams as Pac-Man chomps him]
Please have mercy on me!
I'll do better than that - I'll have mustard on you! [squirts mustard on Blinky and chomps him]
[The Ghost-Monsters are digging a tunnel under PacLand to find the power forest, and they come across...]
Look, roots!
Oh boy! Lets make some "root" beer!
This ain't no time for soda, jerk!
[Pac-Man falls into an underground tunnel dug by the Ghost-Monsters.]
Its Pac-Man! Get him!
Well, excuuuuuse me!
[Pac-Man zips off, and the Ghost-Monsters chase him.]
Little Pac-Man had to scram...
So he would not get whomped.
But everywhere that Packy ran...
The Ghost-Monsters chomped and chomped!
[The Ghost-Monsters overtake Pac-Man, and Clyde gives him a big crunch. Woozy and weak, the chomped Pac-Man wobbles on shaky legs and then falls, splatting to the ground on his belly.]
Ha ha! We got 'im!
[The Cave Ghost-Monsters confront Neander Pac-Man, who has discovered a power-pellet tree but cannot discover any practical use for the power-pellets.]
Alright, Neander nut, we got you now!
Unh, start chomping!
[The 4 male Cave Ghost-Monsters prepare to chomp on Sue!]
Not me, you fossil brains! We're supposed to chomp Neander Pac-Man!
[The Cave Ghost-Monsters back down before chomping her.]
Oh, that makes sense!
Hope you guys don't mind if I make a fast exit!
[Neander Pac-Man runs for it.]
Him g-g-gettin' away!
Argh, let's get him!
[The Cave Ghost-Monsters chase Neander Pac-Man and begin to cut off his escape routes. Clyde ambushes Neander Pac-Man from ahead.]
Aaargh!
Uh oh! Better try this way!
[Neander Pac-Man stops abruptly and runs the other way, but Pinky ambushes him from behind some rocks.]
Raawwrgh!
Yow! Wrong way!
[Neander Pac-Man backs away and bumps against the trunk of the power-pellet tree. He is trapped and surrounded by the Cave Ghost-Monsters.]
HELLLLP!
[The Cave Ghost-Monsters pounce on Neander Pac-Man and chomp him. When the crunching is done, Neander Pac-Man stumbles dizzily for a moment before plopping to the ground in a helpless daze.]
Ha! We show him!
Yeah! We make world's first chomp! [Laughs.]
Oh gosh, isn't this exiting Packy? Me in the movies!
I don't know, Pepper. There's something about those guys I don't like.
Go on Dinky, show that little Pac-pipsqueak who's boss!
[to Pac-Baby who is drinking his bottle] OK, you! I'm going to chomp your baby bones.
Goo goo ga goo. Don't count on it.
[Pac-Baby chomps Dinky]
[Dinky cries as his eyeballs float around]
Come on lets get out of here! [He and Ms. Pac-Man grab Pac-Baby and run away]
[Dinky crying, leaving a puddle of tears in the floor]
Some ghost-monster you are!
[puts a new ghost-suit on Dinky] Aw give the kid a chance.
Come on fellows. Well make a ghost-monster out of Dinky yet.
[Pinky has inflated to giant size and surprises Pac-Man and Ms. Pac.]
Fee Fie Foe Fomp, Pac-Man's gonna get a great big chomp!
[Pac-Man and Ms. Pac are on the run from the Ghost-Monsters.]
Quick, hide behind that pink curtain!
[They zip behind the curtain, but it's not a curtain at all - it's the giant Pinky!]
Duh, looks like it's curtains for you two!
[Pinky pulls aside the lower portion of his sheet to expose the trapped Pac-People, and Clyde, Inky, Blinky, and Sue pounce on them, chomping away. When the crunching is done, Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man stumble dizzily and faint, flopping onto their backs.]
Oh boy, oh boy! Clam chowder! My favorite! [a clam in his chowder splashes him in the face with the spoon] A wise guy, huh? I'll fix him! [he tries to smack the clam with his spoon, but splashes more soup on his face] Nya, nya nya! [the clam closes it's shell on his tongue] YEEEEOOOOOWWWWW!!!!
I feel much better!
Perhaps you haven't seen the bill.
[Pac-Man passes out, sobbing on a gurney where a nurse carts him away]
[singing to the tune of the Toreador Song] We'll chomp old Pac-Man, chomp him day and night! You chomp his left side, we'll chomp his right!
Ooh, look, Mama! Big baby wear big diaper!
That's no big baby! That's a Pac-Mummy!
[Chasing the Pac-Family]
Down the hill...
...and after that bum.
Look out Pac-Man...
...cause here we come!
Oh, what'll we do now? Without some power-pellets, those Ghost-Monsters will chomp us for sure!
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