Go Packy, GO!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
What's up Packy?
PMPac-Man
Ahhh! Oh, it's only you, Pepper.
What have you got in the sack, Pac?
PMPac-Man
Shh. They're Super-Powered Power Pellet Seeds.
Super-Powered Power Pellet See---?!?
PMPac-Man
Shh! If Mezmaron and his Ghost-Monsters ever found these, they could grow their own Super-Powered Power Pellet Forest.
Oh, my!
What's the rush, Packy?
PMPac-Man
Uh, we've got company for lunch.
Oh, but there aren't enough power pellets.
PMPac-Man
No problem. They don't wanna eat with us - they just wanna eat us!
That's right! And don't bother settin' the table. We're just gonna chomp and run! [Clyde chomps Pac-Man, who collapses onto the floor in a helpless lump]
PMPac-Man
Oh, whoa... I feel dizzy...
I don't care if you mess things up again. You've been replaced.
[The Ghost-Monsters start crying]
Stop your blubbering and get into something dry!
PPacula
I want to chomp your bones!
We ain't got no phones... I mean bones. We're ghosts! Ghosts ain't got no bones!
[In the form of a bat, Pacula flits into a car between two Pac-teens who are watching a drive-in movie. The boy runs off in terror as Pacula changes to his frightening vampire form, but the girl is so engrossed in the movie that she doesn't notice that it's no longer her boyfriend sitting beside her.]
PPacula
Good evening! I want to chomp your bones!
DIDrive-in Girl
[waving him off, oblivious] Not now, Frankie! I'm watching the movie!
PPacula
[opening mouth eagerly] Hiss!
[The girl peers over nervously and finally sees Pacula.]
DIDrive-in Girl
Eeeeeeeeeek!
[Pacula cuts off her horrified shriek by snapping his jaws shut in a big chomp, draining her energy and leaving her listless.]
Uh, trick or treat.
[Morris puts one power pellet in Pac-Man's sack]
Only one?
MMorris
You know, you're right. [takes the power pellet back] You are a bit old to be trick-or-treating.
GMGhost-Monsters (except Pinky)
[singing to the tune of Heigh-Ho] Heigh-ho! Heigh-ho! It's off to chomp we go! [knock on a door, which Morris answers] Trick or chomp!
MMorris
Aw, isn't that cute? You kids look just like the Ghost-Monsters.
Wrong, pac-dunce. We are the Ghost-Monsters!
[The Ghost-Monsters chomp Morris, who falls in a daze]
We're gonna chomp, chomp, chomp...
On your bones, bones, bones.
We're gonna laugh "ha-ha"...
At your groans, groans, groans!
Da-da, twick or tweat!
PMPac-Man
What?
Twick or tweat, Da-da!
PMPac-Man
Trick or...? Of course! We can eat the treats!
And give those Ghost-Monsters a trick!
Wait a minute, we don't need no power forest.
Hmm, he's right. Now that were Super Ghosts, we don't need to follow Mezmaron's orders.
[Mezmaron hears this on his computer screen]
Why, you muteness-little monsters. You better follow my orders, or I'll...
Ah, shut up, egghead. Who asked you?
[While chased by the Ghost-Monsters, Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man are separated. Pac-Man plops into a water fountain and Ms. Pac-Man is caught and held by Sue.]
Well, Ms. Pac-Man, looks like this time, I'm the chomp-or and you're the chompee!
[Sue chomps Ms. Pac-Man, who faints. Pac-Man reacts to seeing his wife getting chomped.]
Oh, yeah? Nobody chomps my Pepper and gets away with it!
[Pac-Man rushes forth.]
Nobody but the Super Ghost-Monsters!
[Clyde freezes the wet Pac-Man in place with a blast of super cold breath. Inky approaches.]
Ooh, a pac-sicle!
[Inky grabs Pac-Man's leg and chomps down on it.]
[chasing Sue as Super Ms. Pac-Man] Super Sue, I'll catch you!
[Sue screams and Ms. Pac-Man chomps her]
Why do I always have to do the dangerous stuff?
[hugs Blinky] Would you please do it, for little Sue?
And if I don't?
I'LL CHOMP YOUR FACE OFF!
[The Ghost-Monsters chase Mr. and Ms. Pac-Man]
Roses are red...
Pac-Man is yella.
Lets open wide...
And chomp on that fella!
[The Pac-People are running as fast as they can. Pac-Man is in the rear, looking back with worry.]
PMPac-Man
C'mon, step on it, Pepper! They're right behind us!
[Ms. Pac is startled and skids to a halt, and Pac-Man crashes into her. They plop to the ground, and now Pac-Man sees that the Ghost-Monsters have surrounded them.]
And they're right in front of us, too!
[The Ghost-Monsters close in and chomp them silly.]
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