I feel so good now, I'm gonna go out and chase automobiles. Wonderful hobby!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
MMelancholia
[explaining the reason for her surprise visit] It's Fred, my intended.
He jilted you.
MMelancholia
Well, I can't really say. He just took back his ring, sold his farm and joined the Foreign Legion.
That is kind of indefinite.
Mama is cooking up a real surprise.
I am so hungry I could eat a wolf.
Gomez, you guessed it!
Look at Mr. Addams. He's always developing outside interests.
Right now I have the most enviable collection of coroner reports in the neighborhood.
We must not indulge fear. I remember my Cousin Blob, deathly afraid of ghosts.
Ghosts?
Now he's one himself.
Ah yes... I hear him on dark, stormy nights.
Oh darling, those strange sounds from the attic aren't Cousin Blob.
No?
They're Grandma Squint. You can tell from her superb cackle.
Ah yes... like music to my ears.
[to Wednesday Addams] I like being miserable.
But what I need is the eye of a critic.
A critic?
Yes, someone who'd give an unbiased opinion of my work.
If you don't believe me, you could ask Uncle Fester.
Oh well, he's sweet, but he has an axe to grind.
Well that's just for recreation.
You know, no artist is famous until his death. Maybe we can arrange it?
Now, darling, we want this to be a real surprise to Rocky, so I'll instruct the children to keep it an absolute secret. They're not to tell a living soul - or anyone else for that matter.
[Rocky is recovering after fainting] You had us frightened, young man.
RCRocky Cartwright III
Well, you got me a little frightened right now, but, eh, a couple of o' asperin and it's gonesville for you spooks.
Spooks? [chuckles] Well now, there's no need for flattery.
Thank you.
Dear Mr. Hollister... We should send him something. I have it! Some of Mama's candied porcupine.
Ah, the simple things are the best.
I must tell him not to mix the plutonium with the uranium shipments. Otherwise, they'll never get here.
Boy, that'll really knock the coconuts off the trees.
We'll call a family conference. Maybe Uncle Fester can think of something. He has a good head on his shoulders.
Too bad Cousin Slimy isn't around. He has two of them.
You rang?
MLMother Lurch
I don't trust you Gomez, you've got shifty eyes! And no good butler wears a mustache!
Sorry madam, I was born with it.
MLMother Lurch
Where have you been off to, some dark corner with that hussy of a maid?
[to Lurch] Sir, I appeal to you!
MLMother Lurch
You don't appeal to him and you don't appeal to me! My son is just too sweet and gentle. People take advantage of him. You're sloppy and inefficient!
Sir, please tell her...
You're sloppy and inefficient!
If there is something wrong with me, I hope it's one of those rare tropical diseases. You know, Morticia, something, uh, glamorous.
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