That's our old friend from the school board - Sam L. Hilliard. I've changed horses in mid-stream. That's the Addams way!
Oh, of course.
The L stands for Lucifer.
Very appropriate for a politician.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[painting a portrait of Cousin Bleak] But there's something about the eyes, I just can't seem to get them.
That lid droops just a bit too much.
The right eye, or the left?
The middle one.
Remember how I carried you across the threshold that first time?
Not only across the threshold, but through the living room and up the stairs and into our room.
And I dropped you... only once.
How long have you owned the circus?
OWOscar Webber
Oh, I bought it three years ago, but this past season everything's gone wrong. The fat lady fell in love. Couldn't eat. Couldn't sleep. Lost two hundred and forty pounds.
That could be noticeable.
OWOscar Webber
Then Marvin the midget... He got himself on a vitamin kick. Little punk started growing again.
Oh, no.
OWOscar Webber
Yeah. I went along with it for awhile, but when he hit five feet eight, I had to fire him.
Five feet eight. Had you thought of billing him as the world's tallest midget?
I know the effect you have on the opposite sex.
Sometimes it frightens ME.
I live in constant fear that some woman will steal you away from me.
Banish the fear, mi querida. You are the only cactus in the garden of my life.
Nice knife. Can I play autopsy with it?
[Pugsley and Wednesday present themselves in their Halloween outfits - a business man and bespeckled girl in a party dress]
[pleased at the children's frightful costumes] They'll scare the wits out of people.
Yes. When you knock on neighbors' doors, you'd better say "Do not be alarmed, we are only little children."
You mean you're gonna kill yourself?
Of course not. Suicide is the coward's way out. I'm gonna let YOU kill me.
It's no use, Lurch. Apparently I am doomed to live.
Sorry, sir.
[joining Gomez at the window] Well, what do they look like?
Oh, just ordinary moving men. One's tall; one's medium.
No, darling, I mean the new neighbors.
Oh. I haven't seen them yet.
Oh, Gomez, we've been very selfish. After all, they're newlyweds. I should've been over there a long time ago with a pot of henbane soup, some of my dwarf's hair cobbler, and marital advice.
Let's go over right now.
No, darling, I have a better idea. Let's invite them over tonight for a game of bridge.
You think they'll want to play bridge on their wedding night?
Oh course. It'll relax them.
Mother! Father! Wednesday's flown the coop!
Talk sense boy.
She's run away from home.
Really? Very adventurous spirit. I didn't run away from home until I was eight.
That's ridiculous.
She even left a note. I helped her write it.
[Hands note to Morticia]
[reading] "Dear Mother and Father, I hate you. Love, Wednesday. P.S. Don't bother looking for me because I'm not anywhere. Goodbye, W."
If you knew she was running away, why didn't you stop her?
You know women, once they've made up their minds...
[Gomez and Morticia are outside Puglsey's room, where Wednesday is hiding, and try to convince her to come out using reverse psychology]
Well, I guess Wednesday is really gone.
Someday, when she's slaving away in a tuna cannery, she may remember the life of ease she had in this lovely home.
Ragged, penniless, her little fingers bleeding from the tuna cans, she may return and say she's sorry.
And when that happens, we'll take her back. If we have room.
If they have room?
Come, my dear. Let's go down and remove her pictures from the family album.
Ah darling, you look so serene and happy when you're throwing knives.
Family trait.
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