(Gary - formerly Henchmen #21 - accidentally breaks up an O.S.I undercover operation.)
Okay...I wasn't prepared for this, but...freeze! This is SPHINX!
(from under his costume) Gary!? What are you doing, you idiot?
(removing his mask) I swear I'm going to reach down your throat, rip out your heart and eat it!
Shore Leave? You're part of Long Division?
Yeah, that's it. Brilliant conclusion...
We're undercover, moron. We were undercover...
We've been wearing these smelly-ass sweat-soaked masks for a week for nothing.
Nice move, Chubs. The kid's dead. So's Tom.
You killed an eight-year-old boy with the corpse of the only person who knew where Long Division's secret base was. Argh! That's so raven!
Gary, you better shoot me or somethin', 'cause I'm about to kill you.
I was being a good guy! And you left me S.P.H.I.N.X! What did you expect me to do?
Honestly, use the hot tub a couple of times. Not run around like a lone wolf fighting crime. That WE are already fighting!
(taking a crossbow away from Gary) This my crossbow?
Aw, c'mon! It makes me feel like a wookie.
(Sgt. Hatred sits in the bushes with a rifle. The Monarch's cocoon is in his sights when Gary approaches.)
Well, look who's coming to save me! It's the entire S.P.H.I.N.X. organization!
Hey, I'm recruiting now, Grandpa. So bite me.
Whip the little guy out. I'll go get Doc's microscope.
I have got a Shai-Hulud down there! There's a damn Paul-Muad'Dib riding this worm, my friend.
(Sgt Hatred and Gary have disabled The Monarch's flying cocoon.)
Okay, now he's in a panic. He's gonna have to do something, or he'll look like a total douche. So here's where he makes the incredibly stupid decision to...
(Cut to the Monarch...)
(The cocoon opens, dropping the contents of the lunch room on the Venture's lawn.)
What is that? Patio furniture?
There's some metal casings out there. Could be explosives...
Chafing dishes. It's Wednesday, right?
Then they're filled with buffalo wings. And we should totally collect the ones without dirt and lawn chunks on them, 'cause they are awesome! They're really tangy!
(Doctor Venture talks about the Spanakopita festival...)
The Greek spinach pastry?
The Greek festival. Three days of fun in the sun on the most secluded island in Greece - Spanakos! I first discovered it's sultry pleasures as a young boy. You might say I had my first solo adventure there!
Get your mind out of the gutter, White.
(Billy Quizboy is excited to join the Ventures on their trip to Greece. White, however, is reluctant.)
"Fun in the sun?" "Sparkling seas?" Do I have to spell it out for you people? I am an albino! This isn't a fashion choice! My body literally hates the sun. On, like, a molecular level!
(Dr. Venture drinks, dances and laughs heartily as Billy Quizboy and Pete White look on.)
You know, I've known Rusty for like twenty years, and I've never seen him like this.
What, happy? I know! It's kinda creepy...
Father, it was terrible. They killed him.
What dragon? Who killed a dragon?
A knight in shining armor. He killed the dragon.
I can't believe anyone would kill a dragon.
The poor, defenseless dragon.
That isn't all. You ought to hear some of the other stories in her book.
Let me see that, darling. [Pugsley hands the book to Morticia and she reads the title] Grimm's Fairy Tales. What a lovely name, Grimm. How could he write such terrible stories?
Must be sick. Atavistic cruelty. Perverse barbarism. Such violence. [Speaks in foreign language]
That settles it. No more school.
Darling, there's something I was hoping I didn't have to tell you. The other afternoon, I saw Pugsley playing with a bat.
A bat? Oh, well that's more like our boy.
A baseball bat. It's a game, played outdoors... in the sun.
Well, under the circumstances, I... I though I'd take a bride.
Uncle Fester, you just can't take a one, you're supposed to find your own.
It's the sporting way, old boy.
You'll be fighting the women off with clubs...
Clubs? [thinks a moment] Yes... I think I'd like that...
