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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

Hey, kid, what are you doing in here by yourself?

KKid

Fighting monsters.

What kind of monsters?

KKid

All sorts, with Bruce the monster smasher. (He holds up his action figure doll.)

Hm. Is that a cape? Little impractical for smashing monsters, huh? You know, you could choke—

[The kid activates the doll which says "I clobber evil!"]

(chuckles slightly) I bet you do. (holds out his hand) I'm Dean.

KKid

Timmy. (shakes hand)

Let's try that again. If you're gonna be a man, you got to learn how to shake like one, okay? So give me your best Kung Fu grip. Good. (They shake again.) Now look me straight in the eye. Let me know that you mean business. Shake as hard as you can. (Shake again.) That's it. You shake like that, you'll be all right.

Hey! Either of you touch him ever again, I'm gonna go all Guantánamo on you.

YRYoung Robin

What's your dad do?

Boring stuff.

YRYoung Robin

Do you like it?

(shakes his head) No, not really. But my dad expects me to follow in his footsteps. So I've kind of gotten used to it.

YRYoung Robin

Yeah. I - I get it. My pops wants me to take over the diner? But that's not happening. So, what do you really want to do?

[Dean hesitates.]

YRYoung Robin

(continues) I want to be a photographer and see the world, go to strange lands, eat crazy food.

I want to be a rock star, but... I also really like cars.

YRYoung Robin

Being a mechanic seems rough.

What? No, no. Not at all. Cars are freaking cool as hell. Fixing them is like … a puzzle, and the best part is when you're done, they leave, and you're not responsible for them any more.

YRYoung Robin

(Kisses Dean, he seems shocked.) Have you kissed many girls?

What? Yeah. Of course. Lots.

YRYoung Robin

Really? (She grabs his collar) Well, I guess we'll just have to keep practising.

[Young Dean is fastening a tie.]

SSonny

Oh, look at you. You clean up good!

Thank you. You know, uh ... I've never actually been to one of these school dances before.

SSonny

Yeah. Look, about that, Dean, your old man's outside … and, man, he's really something. I tried to tell him what a big night it was for you, Dean, and ask him if he could come back later, but he just said to tell you he had a job, said you'd know what that means.

[Young Dean tries to hold back tears.]

SSonny

You know, after I got out of jail, this place gave me a second chance, and it's done the same for you, too.

[Young Dean nods.]

SSonny

So if you want, I'll stick my neck out for you, and I'll fight for you to stay.

[John's car horn honks outside. Young Dean goes to the window to look, and sees a very young-looking Sam holding a spaceship out the window of the car. Young Dean laughs, choked-up, and turns back toward Sonny, holding out his hand. There's a tear trickling out his eye as they shake hands.]

Sonny... thank you ... for everything. But I have to go.

You know, I'm thinking whatever this thing is, it's not going after virgins, even born-again virgins.

It's taking virgins who break their chastity vow. So dragons are off the list.

I'm sor-- dragons? Those are a thing?

Yeah. Too many things are things.

SSuzy

You're not like... the other guys in town, are you? You're kind of a... a bad boy.

I don't know. Why don't you ask me that in Spanish?

SSuzy

¿Eres un Chico malo?

Sí

TTammy

I'm calling the cops!

I am the cops!

TTammy

(after Sheriff punches her and her nose starts bleeding) What the fudge, lady?

VVesta

What's wrong with you?

[worried and surprised] What?

VVesta

Your liver. It's... it's no good. Dear boy, you're all duct tape and safety pins inside. How are you alive?

What's going on? What are you doing?

I got to tell you some stuff fast. It's gonna piss you off.

Okay.

Those trials really messed you up.

Yes, I know that, Dea—

(hurriedly) No, you don't. I mean messed you up like almost dead. No more birthdays, dust to dust. Well, that messed me up, so I made a move, okay, a tough move about you without talking it over because you were in a coma.

Wait, what? When?

You were in the hospital, okay, and they said you were gonna die.

What did you do?

... I let an angel in.

In what?

In you. He said he could heal you and he is.

He's still in me? Wait. (laughs) That's impossible, Dean. That couldn't happen. I never invited him in.

I tricked you into saying yes. It seemed like the only way.

(sighs) So... Again. You thought I couldn't handle something, so you took over!

[Dean is rounding the corner into the room, as Kevin screams.]

No! No! No! No! Kevin?!

[Dean runs forward, as Kevin's body drops to the floor.]

[Gadreel; possessing Sam, extends a hand pinning Dean to a wall.]

Sam?

GSGadreel / Sam

There is no more Sam.

(gasps in pain)

GSGadreel / Sam

But, I played him convincingly, I thought.

Dean. If the angel possessing Sam isn't Ezekiel, then who is it?

A dead man walking.

What, you're gonna destroy him?

Damn right.

You kill an angel, its vessel dies, too.

Think I don't know that? If I don't end Sam and that halo burns him out and I... God, I was so damn stupid.

You were stupid for the right reasons.

Yeah, like that matters.

It does. Sometimes that's all that matters.

How many times am I gonna have to say this? People in your general vicinity don't have much in the way of a life-span.

Looks like we need a tiebreaker. Go get moose, squirrel... Unless... Unless, of course, you can't. That's why you're here, isn't it? The poor giant baby's in trouble again, isn't he?

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