[to witch] Hello, darling. (the witch slightly burns herself trying to pass a warding sign) Sorry. This litter box is warded against everything, even wicked witches. Big fan. Love your work.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
(whistling Somewhere Over The Rainbow)
(Sam and Dean walk slowly into the room with their guns, wary of the wicked witch)
Wow. If it isn't the Scarecrow and the Tin Man.. Your new house guest- so misunderstood. [Sam and Dean don't reply] Neither of you saw "Wicked"?
What did she say to you?
Something along the lines of.. [hisses]
(Charlie and Dean are looking for the key to Oz)
(looking at the first edition of Voluptuous Asian Lovelies) You keep your porn meticulously organized, but not--
Don't judge me.
[Comes back to life up after being dead] Merry christmas.
Charlie?
[looks over at Dean] Uh. Hey, I know you.
I told you to stay in the dungeon.
[Chuckles] Bet you say that to all the girls.
(to the Witch) Now heel! (stabs the Witch in the head with the heel of the Ruby Slippers, killing her)
(to Sam and Dean after killing the Witch) Ding Dong, Bitches!
All right, well, let's keep digging. [The camera focuses on an owl.] But, uh, not here. I don't like the way that one's looking at me.
Always knew I'd find the source of all evil at a vegan bakery.
What's that smell?
Patchouli. Yeah, mixed with depression from meat deprivation.
Hmm.
Hey. You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people. And douchebags.
(after learning he is taking on dog-like traits) Ruh-roh!
Well, maybe if we can decipher the footnotes, then we can reverse the spell and...
Punt those winged dicks back to heaven.
[Castiel is on a ladder, changing a fluorescent tube bulb..]
NNora
Hey, Steve? I found this in the supply closet. (She holds up a plastic bag) Do you know whose it is?
Um... (comes down from the ladder) That's mine. Thanks.
NNora
I also found a rolled-up sleeping bag behind the tool locker.
Yes, (thinking fast) I wanted to be thorough with inventory, so I worked late last week, and taking a nap here was easier than going back home to my bed. Which I-I have, of course – a bed...and a home.
I'm just saying we're not keeping him chained up for the one-liners.
My Grace is gone. What did you expect? Do you have any idea how hard it was? When I fell to earth, I didn't just lose my powers. I – I had nothing. Now... I'm a sales associate
Wow. So you went from fighting … heavenly battles to nuking taquitos?
(nodding) Nachos too.
If you don't connect me Abaddon right away, I'll be forced to -
What is it? What happened?
I've been placed on hold.
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