Yeah, I got played.
I thought I was saving Heaven. I got played, too.
So you're sayin' we're both a couple of dumbasses?
I prefer the word "trusting." Less dumb. Less ass.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
It's his fault -- all of it. The corruption of man, demons, hell. God left because of him. The archangels... the apocalypse. If he hadn't been so weak, none of it would have happened. You ruined the universe, you damn son of a bitch!
It won't work. You will never find your brother. Go ahead. Poke and prod. I can sit in this chair for years and watch you fail over and over again. I've endured much worse than this, Dean. So...much...worse. And I have all the time in the world.
If you mess with Sam, if you try anything --
I keep my bargains. Besides, I don't want to be inside your brother any longer than I have to. I'm not one for sloppy seconds.
When you find him, say "Poughkeepsie." It's our go word. It means "drop everything and run."
Fine. While I'm gone, hands off the suit.
[heartbreakingly] Did I kill Kevin?
No, you didn't. He did. You need to take control, Sam. Blow it up and cast that punk-ass holy roller out!
Go. The back door. I'll handle this.
Oh, 'cause you're such a good guy?
Right now, I'm the goodest guy you got.
This don't make us square. I see you again --
I'm dead. Yes, I know. I love you, too.
[Dean and Castiel help Sam out.]
Pleasure doing business with you boys, as always.
See, that's your problem, love. You think this is a fight.
AAbbadon
It's not?
It's a campaign. Hearts and minds, that's what's important. See, the demons have a choice -- take orders from the world's angriest ginger -- and that's saying something -- or join my team, where everyone gets a say, a virgin, and all the entrails they can eat. So, think on this, lads. Spread the word -- vote Crowley.
Come on, man. Can't you see? I'm... I'm poison, Sam. People get close to me, they get killed...or worse. You know, I tell myself that I-I... I help more people than I hurt. And I tell myself that I'm... I'm doing it all for the right reasons, and I... I believe that. But I can't... I won't... Drag anybody through the muck with me. Not anymore.
Go. I'm not gonna stop you... But don't go thinking that's the problem, 'cause it's not.
You want to hunt? With me?
I do love a good buddy comedy.
I enjoyed the taste of food -- particularly peanut butter with grape jelly, not jam. Jam I found unsettling.
So, what? Now you can't taste PB and J?
No, I-I taste every molecule.
Not the sum of its parts, huh?
It's overwhelming. It's disgusting. [looks longingly at the sandwich] I miss you, PB and J.
[Castiel is healing Sam]
What?
Nothing.
You're a terrible liar.
That is not true. I once deceived and betrayed both you and your brother.
Well, they didn't have a guinea pig, but we do.
[looks up very confused] You have a guinea pig? Where?
Me, Cas. I'm the guinea pig.
Ah, that's, uh, a funny story, really. Bit of a misunderstanding. We really should --
[motions with his hand and Crowley is rendered speechless] Shh.
Oh, you gotta teach me how to do that.
[weakly] Keep going.
Why?
We -- we -- we have to find Gadreel.
[starts to remove the needle] No. Why must the Winchesters run toward death?
[Stopping Cas] No, don't. Don't. Don't stop.
Sam, when I was human, I died, and that showed me that life is precious, and it must be protected at all costs, even a life as... as pig-headed as a Winchester's.
[Softly] My life's not worth any more than anyone else's... not yours or Dean's...or Kevin's. Please. Please, help me do one thing right.
You're good... But I'm Crowley.
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