I understand. People are very excited to start mourning.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Or maybe she was just there to remind us that blowing your hair in the bathtub isn't a good idea.
Well, it's not all bad news.
How could you say that?
Well, for starters, it's not all my fault anymore.
I am not gonna do that unless he wakes up.
Ladies and gentlemen, Nikki's only rule of dating.
CClaudia
There was corpse at my wedding!
Hey, I know Paul's not an exciting guy...
FLFather Larry
Now Paul, your vows are to 'love Claudia, and to lose five pounds'?
Well, I wanted to combine my vows and New Year's resolutions.
(on Mike taking over) Are you sure this is legal?
What, are you wearing a wire?
(after putting a sandwich in the poor box) What? If they're poor, they're hungry.
ahhh seals!
CZCrazy Zoo Guy
actually they're sealions. Seals have more pronouced ear flaps.
I woke up this morning with a hangover and a swore wrist.
Yeah, I've been there.
Sir, we're going on a little earlier than we expected because the good samaritian of the year couldn't make it.
Why's that Mike?
Well because he's in jail. Apparently he got all his good samartian juice from his cocain smuggling ring.
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