Ha this city... Somebody should do something.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
(After looking at a picture of Mike kissing Heidi Klum's butt) This used to be my ass Flaherty.
(Looking into a toilet) DUDE!
(In a spacesuit, about to have sex with Heidi Klum) One small step for man, one giant... (stares at Heidi's breasts) Oh dear God, thank you. (jumps and floats in bed) The eagle has landed. (Heidi's bra, Mike's underwear, and a packet of condoms floats across the screen) Space is cool.
(Looking at a picture of James's aunt Sarah) Wow, she was a cow.
Stuart, very nice.
I'm serious, she was an actual cow.
[Mike and Carter are trying to shut off a fan in Paul's office]
Go on without me!
I'm not leaving you behind!
You don't have a choice!
Whatever may occur, I will find you!
How many cigars equal a dead cow anyway?
Twelve.
Look at me Mike. I'm twenty-six, I'm single..., and I'm holding the ashes of a dead cow
(slapping Paul on the but) Way to go Paulie.
[Paul walks away]
It's a lot firmer than you think.
I take my coffee the way I take my women.
SStacy
Are you sure you want to pay $75 for a cup of coffee?
Look, do what I do. Picture Stuart as a new puppy. Is it helping.
Nope, still trying to hump my leg
[Mike aims and purposefully misses the adult deer]
NNolan
Wow. I didn't even see that one. We don't usually shot babies but that was a hell of a shot. (laughs)
Mike, shouldn't we wear the oranges?
Oh, forget the oranges.
[Mike opens the door and a gunshot is heard]
Let's orange up.
[Mike and Carter have taken the wounded deer to a hospital]
DDoctor
what are you doing, that is a deer
Oh darn, that means I’ve got Ed strapped to the roof of my car
[Filling out patient admission forms at the hospital for the deer]
Blood type?
Deer? [off Carter’s look] Deer negative.
‘Relationship to patient’ oh that’s easy: Assassin!
Listen Carter, I may have shot him, but you ate his mother!
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