Don't worry. She'll be fine. This ship's made to move at hyper speeds.
TTuff
Yeah, but none of us are.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Some wormhole. I don't see no worms nowhere.
Our tracking systems have picked up some sort of battleship coming out of a wormhole one light year away. It appears that Kirby and Meta Knight have decided to attack us with their puny little battle barge.
They are growing desperate. They'll realize I have them beaten. I was hoping they'd be foolish enough to attack, so I've prepared a surprise for them.
The capsule's set, sir. I'll send it on its way. [sends out a capsule containing Heavy Lobster]
Cooking this spice-free space food is as easy as boiling water!
SSamo
This is the first time I ever enjoyed Kawasaki's cooking.
Can I boil you some dessert?
Rather dull up here. When I don't have any patients to see, I get rather impatient.
TTuff
Isn't there any place we can go to get away from you two?
TTiff
I should've guessed you'd try and stow away.
We have a right to be here, sister!
Yeah, this ship was built on my property.
What are you doing here?!
I'm comin' along to give you all a helping hand! I'm sick and tired of eNeMeE sendin' me all them defective monsters!
What else can we say? We're disgruntled.
I'm gonna show them crooked creepos that they've done ripped off this here king for the last time!
TTiff
Well we don't believe a word you say!
Do your duty, Chief.
I'm lockin' you up as non-combatant detainees.
You think he was trying to tell me something?
He did sound awfully final.
[King Dedede and Escargoon screaming in shocked. And they hugged in panicking]
I think we got ourselves a monster!
Hey, there must be some mistake. I didn't order no monster from ya!
We sent this monster to you for free, Your Majesty.
Well I don't want no favors from ya, so just take it all back, ya hear?!
KDKing Dedede and Escargoon
[in unison] RUN!!
You ain't nothin' but a cheap chizzlin' cheater and now we gonna settle the score with ya.
Can't we just talk this over?
It's too late! We just found your space fortress and now we gonna make a sneak attack!
Thanks for the tip off, Big D. [to the other members of N.M.E.] Prepare for attack. Launch all Destraya ships immediately! [signs out]
Hey, that chump just hung up on me!
TTiff
You're the one who's the chump!
TTuff
Thanks to you, they know our whole plan now.
[he and Dedede are shocked by what Tiff & Tuff just said] That sales guy just tricked you again, sire.
[Laughs] Least I don't have to pay that phone bill.
They got thousands of those flyin' hub-cabs!
Maybe we should go back while there's still time.
I agree. There's no way we can win this.
We will not retreat. We must enter the fortress and fight to the finish!
[three Destraya ships suddenly attack the other Destraya ships to everybody's amazement]
What's going on? They're fighting each other.
TTuff
And they're not attackin' us.
TTiff
What's eNeMeE up to now?
We are not fighting this battle alone.
[turns on his screen to contact the Halberd crew] Hey, how's it goin', gang?
TTiff
Knuckle Joe!
I took over a Destraya and was hoping you'd let me join your party.
[her screen comes on as well] Do you remember me? I came along to help, too.
TTiff
Hey, that's Sirica!
Poyo!
Knuckle Joe and I have become friends now and we're teaming up to help you defeat eNeMeE.
ASir Arthur
[his and his knights' screen comes on as well] And we will be joining the battle as well.
Arthur, and the rest of the Star Warriors!
ASir Arthur
We were able to raid the fortress and commandeer some Destraya ships. We will clear the way for you to enter the fortress so you and Kirby can challenge eNeMeE.
It will be an honor.
Poyo.
But right now, just sit back and let us handle that fleet.
Now onto victory!
ASir Arthur
Full speed ahead!
[the three Destrayas that Knuckle Joe, Sirica, Sir Arthur and his knights stole destroy the other Destrayas]
TTiff
They destroyed the enemy ships!
Yes! Now we can enter the fortress. Set engine to maximum power! [the Halberd blasts its way past more Destrayas and successfully enters the entrance to Nightmare's fortress]
It's awful quiet.
I wonder why nobody's attacking us.
TTuff
Maybe they've given up.
Detecting something big, closing fast.
TTiff
Look there!
Pooo...
[Nightmare, finally stepping out of the shadows after 98 episodes, makes himself known to the Halberd crew through a giant projection of himself]
eNeMeE...
Heh. It was a mistake to come here, Kirby. As you can see, you and your puny band of Star Warriors pose no threat to me. Challenging me is the last mistake you will ever make!
Poyo!
[Nightmare laughs evilly]
Follow him.
TTiff
Meta Knight, those blasts went right through him.
He has led us into a trap!
I guess Kirby's gonna beat us once and for all, Sire.
[Dedede's cell phone starts ringing]
What's that sound?
Your phone. [Dedede pulls out his phone and fumbles it between his hands] Ugh, that music's annoying, I wish you'd put it on vibrate. [Dedede catches his phone and opens it]
[laugher] Hey there! Are you ready to surrender yet, Your Majesty?
You bet we are!
I ain't never gonna wave no white flag!
Forget about His Highness, can you at least save me!?
If you'd like to negotiate, you'll have to speak with my boss. [reveals Nightmare, who laughs evilly and hypnotizes both Dedede and Escargoon]
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