Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Sound the call for reinforcements!
I'll show that runt.
If we try to take on Kirby without Heavy Anaconda's help we might accidentally unleash the Demon Frog and who knows what it'll do!
[to Escargoon] I DIDN'T ASK YOUR OPINION! [as he used the tape to taping Escargoon's mouth] Keep your yappin' shut! Hey! [laughs] I'm gonna use this tape to stick it to Kirby!
Kirby responded to you, Tiff. He is trying to resist the Demon Frog! That monster doesn't have total control of his mind yet. Call to him again.
Kirby! I told you to knock it off!
I give up, Kirby! [While Demon Kirby is still beating up/attacking him and the Waddle Dees]
FOR THE LAST TIME! STOP, KIRBY!!!!
[The Demon Frog momentarily loses control of Kirby]
[after letting the Demon Frog after he transforms himself into Demon Dedede, evilly deep voice] You puny peewees better be scared, 'cause I'm the baddest dude on the whole planet!
YOU BETTER LEAVE KIRBY ALONE!!
They finally sent you the monster. That must be the Heavy Anaconda, Sire!
You should teach those two a lesson.
Yeah, they're always scheming against you!
Poyo.
It's time to give them both a taste of their own medicine!
Poyo.
Step away, Escargoon! [He kicks Escargoon on a ground and he run away]
Wait, Sire! I'm a coward too!
[Kirby and friends arrive to find Cappy Town a smoldering wreck and thousands of Cappies homeless]
Oh, Tuff... This is terrible. The whole place was destroyed when that spaceship attacked. There's no Cappy Town left.
I don't believe it.
Folks are sayin' this is your fault.
[Kirby lowers his head and lets out a sad Poyo. The Cappies turn to Kirby to try to take out their grief on him]
When your ship crashed, we welcomed you to Cappy Town and now we're paying for it, Kirby.
Yeah. We lost everything because of you!
It was a mistake to let you live here.
Maybe it's time for you to move on.
Yeah, this is all your fault, Kirby!
[Kirby lets out another sad Poyo, only for his friends to step in and defend him]
This isn't Kirby's fault. It's Dedede's fault!
Yeah, what about all the times Kirby came to our rescue?
He sure didn't save us this time.
That's why we don't have a place to live anymore.
Cappy Town is in ruins.
There's not a mailbox left in the whole town.
It's a fine mess Kirby's got us in.
Well, this isn't gonna solve anything.
Yeah! Now's the time to work together!
[The Cappies are questioning in a confused state while Tiff growls. Then she proudly grunts]
Come on! We can't give up now! Remember, we've been through tough times before. We'll pull through this one too!
Poyo!
We just don't know what we should do, Tiff.
Meta Knight will tell us. He wants to meet with all of us up in the castle.
It's a phone.
That isn't just an ordinary phone, Your Majesty. [Dedede's phone starts ringing with a familiar-sounding ringtone, and Dedede opens his phone to find Kirby and another familiar-sounding ringtone, this one being a remix of the theme song]
Hey, what's that pink stinker doin' in there?!
And what's with that annoying music?!
[laughs] Nobody would ever suspect that you'd use a Kirby phone to call Nightmare Enterprises.
Great idea!
I wouldn't be surprised if we even get stuck with a phone bill.
[about the Halberd] Hey, what is that damn thing?
Sire, how am I supposed to know? But whatever it is, I think our friend at Nightmare Enterprises would be very interested in it.
The coming battle may well determine the fate of the galaxy.
We can't give up without a fight.
Meta Knight, you's a dirty double-crosser! You've got some nerve buildin' this here battleship in my basement!
And what's with this "fate of the galaxy" mumbo jumbo? You got that helmet on too tight, fella?
You still have a chance to join forces with us before it is too late.
Lemme see inside of that ship first.
[the door to the inside of the Halberd opens]
Follow me. I will take you to the bridge.
Yeah, I'd like to push you off one.
This is catastrophic.
How can we survive, Meta Knight?
Maybe we should just get rid of Kirby.
Listen to me. eNeMeE is not just after Kirby. He will not stop until he controls the entire universe! We must all try to stop him!
That's what this battleship's for, right?
We can battle eNeMeE from inside here.
Poyo.
This sounds crazy.
The odds are against us, but you must decide now! I need a crew. Will you stand up and fight with me?
[the Cappies recoil in fear]
You want us to fight?!
I'm a chef, not a soldier!
I cannot fly this ship alone. Are there no brave volunteers? Chief Bookem!
Ah, I'd like to help, but I'm a lawman, not an airman.
I'm too old to volunteer.
I think I left my oven on!
My crystal ball needs polishing!
Gotta go pump some gas!
Good luck, Meta Knight!
[the Cappies run out of the Halberd in terror]
Hey, Big D. What's shakin'?
ME! You just blowed up my monster transmitter!
And you nearly got us, too!
Kirby doesn't stand a chance without help.
[the Cappies turn around and notice Kit Cosmos]
Well what're you waitin' for? We can't let a Star Warrior battle alone!
Who is he?
I don't know, but he could use a shave.
Sergeant Kit Cosmos! I served with Meta Knight and the Star Warrior force and I'm reportin' for duty.
Tiff told us about you.
He's a big hero.
You live on that island.
Kirby and his squad found me there, and when they went home, I chose to stay. But now I've come to help Kirby take on eNeMeE. All right then, who's ready to fight alongside me?
He certainly is a tough cookie.
Yeah. Even tougher than my cookies.
Will you stand alongside me, or are you a cowering coward?
We can't fight, Sergeant.
We're not soldiers.
Not soldiers? Is that a reason for you to stand there and do nothin'?! Kirby's riskin' his life to save your planet, and it's your duty to help him!
Look who's here.
Sergeant Cosmos!
I'd never miss a fight if I can help it. [Meta Knight steps out to greet him] Meta Knight, sir!
What brings you here?
I may be a soldier who's over the hill, but I'm proud to serve one last time, if you'll have me.
I will.
It'll be an honor, sir.
I can mess up the mess hall, so count me in too!
You'll need a medic.
And I've got the muscle to tune this baby up for ya!
Thanks, guys! But not all of us can go.
Yeah. Somebody's gotta stay behind to start rebuildin' Cappy Town.
Hmmm. We never thought of that, did we?
Yeah, I guess you're... [the area around them shakes again]
All volunteers on board.
[mumbling] Help Kirby.
Hey, sire. What were you supposed to do again?
I was supposed to plant this here time bomb on the ship.
We weren't supposed to be on the ship, were we?
Aaah! Get me outta here!
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