Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[using King Dedede's cell phone that he dropped to track the signal] The signal's coming from up there.
Must be the command center.
That's where they control the fortress.
Hey, let's set up a blast up there and wreck the place. That'll stop eNeMeE!
Yeah, but who can do it?
It's your idea, so you oughtta go.
[Chef Kawasaki gasps]
[laughs heartily] Don't worry. I'm comin' along to provide backup support.
I wish I never cooked up this idea.
Thanks for the special delivery.
I know that voice. You're the sales dude!
We've never actually seen you in person before.
Well you're in for a little surprise. [turns his chair around, and, to the surprise of Tiff, Dedede, and Escargoon, reveals that he has stubby feet similar to other Kirby characters and is only about as tall as Escargoon]
You look a lot taller on the TV screen.
You're almost as shrimpy as Kirby.
[laughs] I may be shrimpy, but I'm a whale of a salesman. And now, we'll take the kid. [Nightmare grabs Tiff]
It's too late, child. Kirby is about to face his worst nightmare...
[evilly laughs] Kirby's falling right into our trap, thanks to you.
Hold it! We've got a problem here.
We could use some refreshments.
Yeah. How about showing us some grinditude with some grub?
I'm afraid I can't help you fellas. There's no kitchen in the command center.
We'll call Kawasaki!
Oooh! [laughs and grabs the microphone] Yo, Kawasaki! Whip me up a little somethin' and rush it to me right away!
Here you go, sire! Liver and spinach surprise.
How'd he get in here!?
Oh boy! Home cookin'! [sits down to eat Kawasaki's cooking and enjoys it] Mmm. This here dish is delish! Go on. Have a bite.
No thanks, I'm not...
[shoves the liver into the N.M.E. Sales Guy's mouth] You're gonna love it! [laughs]
[as the N.M.E. Sales Guy turns around, unable to handle the taste of Kawasaki's cooking] Bet ya never tasted anything like that!
This is checkmate, Kirby. The game is up!
You brought Kirby here because this is where you make nightmares! But he's not afraid of you and your tricks.
We shall see about that! Before this match is over, you will both learn the force of my power. [evilly laughs]
We can use the monster delivery system here to deliver us home.
You don't seriously expect us to use that contraption, do ya?
Hm. It's worth a try.
But it is close to the place where you planted that bomb.
[the rest of the crew gasp]
We have to go back?
Yes, and we do not have a moment to lose!
He has used up all of his energy. Kirby is now completely helpless. I can crush him with little effort... But first, some fun! I shall enter Kirby's sleep and give him a nightmare, and you can join him. This dream will be a real scream!
[screams in terror as Kirby surrounds him with a barrage of stars from the Star Rod] No! How did Kirby discover the secret? That pitiful little Star Warrior has found my only weakness. I am helpless against the power of the Star Rod!
eNeMeE is really a living nightmare, so the only place you could beat him was inside a dream. Good work, Kirby! You are the only Star Warrior who gets the secret of the Star Rod and can use it against eNeMeE!
Hi, everybody!
Hey, Tiff!
Kirby battled eNeMeE and he beat him!
[everyone cheers now that they've heard the good news]
Where are you guys going?
The Halberd was blown away. We have to escape before our bomb goes off!
[Tiff and Kirby gasp upon hearing Tuff's own fair share of news]
[laughs] That liver sure made you shiver!
[brushing his teeth to get the taste of Kawasaki's cooking out of his mouth] I was completely disgusted!
Now you know how we feel about you!
[both laugh until they are suddenly interrupted by the Halberd's crew barging into the command center]
There's the monster delivery system!
Hey, what's goin' on?!
Kirby beat eNeMeE and now we're gonna destroy this place!
No way!
[the N.M.E. Sales Guy gasps in shock and terror after having heard what Chief Bookem just said and makes a run for it]
Kirby and his crew have actually done it.
I hope they had time to...get away.
Good luck, my friends.
[Last lines, series finale; the sun rises over the horizon and the people look on at the fully-rebuilt Cappy Town happily]
Cappy Town looks as beautiful as ever.
It was hard work, but we rebuilt it together.
Everything's back to normal.
Except for the castle...[he and King Dedede look at the still-damaged Castle Dedede] It's still a wreck.
And I ain't even got me a way to order me no more monsters.
[holds Dedede's cell phone out] What about this?
Ah! Gimme here!
[King Dedede turns his cell phone on only to find its monitor all fuzzed out due to the destruction of Nightmare's fortress and the command center that was inside it, and he and Escargoon sigh in sadness. Tiff, Tuff, & Kirby laugh at the two and then look back at Cappy Town]
And so Kirby saved the galaxy and proved himself to be the greatest Star Warrior of all... and life in Dream Land went back to normal. But I suppose that with Kirby around, life will always be an adventure. Isn't that right, Kirby?
Puuu... Poyo!
Makiko Ohmoto (Japanese voice kept) – Kirby, and Kirbysaurus (Ep 76)
Kerry Williams – Tiff, and Tiffasaurus (Ep 76)
Kayzie Rogers – Tuff, Lady Like, Mayoress Hana Blustergas, Honey, and Tuffadactyl (Ep 76)
Ted Lewis – King Dedede, Escargoon, Escargoon Senior, Amon, Togeira (Ep 55), King D-Rex (Ep 75-76), Escarsaurus (Ep 76), Escar-Droid (Ep 78), Rekketsu (Ep 83), Crowmon (Ep 87), and Maimaigoon (Ep 88)
Eric Stuart – Lord Sir M. Meta Knight, Gus, Sir S. Sword Knight, Sir B. Blade Knight, Coo, Slice n' Splice, and Yamikage
Andrew Rannells – Chief Bookem (Eps. 75–100), Nightmare, Rick, Benikage, Max Flexer, and Chief Bookemsaurus (Ep 76)
Maddie Blaustein – Chef Kawasaki, Gengu, Tuggle, Biblio, Captain Waddle Doo, Professor Indiana Curio Jones, Melman, Hardy, Bonkers, Fang the Wheelie Bike, and Chef Kawasakisaurus (Ep 76)
Mike Pollock – Mayor Len Blustergas, Samo, Kit Cosmos, Chef Shittake, Mayor Lensaurus (Ep 76), and Samosaurus (Ep 76)
Amy Birnbaum – Kirby (speaking parts in early episodes), Spikehead, Professor Mabel, and Professor Mabelsaurus
David Lapkin – Sir Ebrum, Doctor Yabui, Mister Chip (Ep 83), and Dis Walney the Anige (Ep 89)
Veronica Taylor – Rowlin and Sirica
Darren Dunstan – Kine and Doctor Moro
Jerry Lobozzo – Chief Bookem (Eps. 1–75)
Tara Jayne – Fololo, Falala, Princess Rona and Commander Vee
Dan Green – N.M.E. Sales Guy, Whispy Woods
Kevin Kolack – Tokkori, Knuckle Joe
Jim Napolitano – Kabu, Iro
James Carter Cathcart – Sir Gallant
Lisa Ortiz – Buttercup Bookem, and Lovely
Makiko Ohmoto – Kirby, Hohhe, and Rick
Sayuri Yoshida – Fumu
Rika Komatsu – Bun
Kenichi Ogata – King Dedede
Naoki Tatsuta – Dr. Escargon
Atsushi Kisaichi – Sir Meta Knight, Chief Borun, and Boney
Yuko Mizutani – Memu, Mabel, Waddle Doo, Lovely, Mini-Galbo, Walky, Phan-Phan, and Devil Frog
Takashi Nagasako – Sir Pamu, Mayor Len Blustergas, Professor Indiana Curio Jones, Beat the Wheelie Bike, and Mayor Lensaurus
Chiro Kanzaki – Lololo, Blade Knight, Hana, Iroo, and Coo
Madoka Akita – Lalala, Sato, Honey, Iroo's Mother, Commander Vee, Scarfy, and the Twin Nuts
Nobuo Tobita – Chef Kawasaki, Kabu, Samo, Moso, Kine, Hardy, Amon, Acorn, Gabon, Togeira, Macho-san, Bonkers, Crowemon, Owalt Dezeney, and Anige
Osamu Hosoi – Gus, Whispy Woods, and Kittari Hattari
Banjo Ginga – Customer Service
Fujiko Takimoto – Vice Great Prince Professor T. Tokkori XVMMLII and Honey's Mother
Hiroshi Naka – Dakonyo and Doctor Moro
Isshin Chiba – Yamikage and Monsieur Goan
Kazunori Sekine – Doctor Yabui and Bibli
Mizuki Saito – Gangu, and Tago
Bin Shimada – Quixano
Hikaru Tokita – Sword Knight
Junichi Sugawara – Cook Osaka
Kazue Ikura – Broom King
Keiko Yamamoto – Vice Queen-Empress EEE Gescargon Escargon Senior
Minami Takayama – Knuckle Joe
Kumiko Watanabe – Benikage
Norio Tsuboi – Chef Nagoya
Shigeru Nakahara – Mister Chip
Tomoe Hanba – Silica
Tomomichi Nishimura – Master Bacteria
Yuko Sasamoto – Princess Rona
Yumi Toma – Rowlin
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