What is wrong, Kirby? You do not seem to be your perky-pink self today.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[horrified] HE DID THAT!?
Thanks to Kirby, I can't make predictions anymore!
He smashed up my place, too!
This doesn't look too good for Kirby.
There has to be a misunderstanding. Kirby's a Star Warrior, not a juvenile delinquent!
Kirby totaled my car...[cries]
He done what?!
Kirby's smashing up Cappy Town like a pink wrecking ball!
[laughs] He sees it's more fun to be a heel than a hero! But there's only room for one mischief-maker in this kingdom, and that's me!
Well now the Cappies are more scared of Kirby than they are you, Sire.
Say what?
Maybe they're just afraid of Kirby because he's a dynamic-demonic ball of fire, and you're just a big bellied out of shape ball of blubber! [gets hit it with Dedede's mallet]
Now you're out of shape. I'm checking this out!
Oh, hello, Kirby. Come on in. I got some leftover turkey jerky hash if you want... Where you goin'? You don't have to have the hash. I can cook anything you want me to. Ah! You just name it!
This can't be true.
[Which leads King Dedede and Escargoon to drive into Cappy Town with their Royal Racecar]
I heard a rumor that Kirby's raisin' a ruckus 'round here.
He's public enemy number one.
He's destroying Cappy Town!
He's like a monster.
Is that so?
I told you Kirby's scarier than you are.
[Kirby throws a pan out the window, breaking it]
It is Kirby!
He does look kinda scary.
[laughs] Who knew a half-pint could be so horrifying?
I ain't gonna let that pipsqueak out-mean me! [He jumps out of Royal Racecar]
Wait, what are you gonna do!?
I'm gonna prove I'm more troublesome than Kirby is! [He enters in Kawasaki's restaurant]
Sire, I was only kidding!
Hey you there, gumball!
[Kirby's evil state up-close for himself and Dedede gasped]
You're much worse than Kirby.
[Kirby's evil state up-close for himself, Escargoon screams and hides behind Dedede]
Forget it! Kirby ain't no threat to you Cappies. Why he's as harmless as a horse-fly!
Yeah, anyone who knows Kirby knows that he wants to help us, not hurt us.
It's true. Why that goody-goody ain't got a bad bone in his body.
[After Demon Kirby set the fire on Kawasaki's restaurant] Why, Kirby!? Why!?
He destroyed headquarters...
[King Dedede's Royal Racecar crashed into Chief Bookem's police station, Doron escapes and exploding violently]
THERE GOES MY LIMO!!!
Thanks, Kirby.
Now what am I gonna drive?
They're wiped out.
[All the cappies talking at once]
I can't believe this.
I always knew Kirby was trouble, but this takes the cake. That boy's gone ballistic!
Attention all Cappies! Stay inside your homes! Keep your doors locked, and your windows shut! Kirby's on the loose!
[At night, Dedede's castle]
[offscreen] I ain't gonna let Kirby to show me up.
This is a surprise, D-Meister. Why the late night call?
Tell me who's the baddest bad guy in Dream Land?!
Is that a trick question?
You're supposed to say it's me!
I'd agree with that.
But them Cappies thinks it's Kirby!
No. How come? [As Dedede angrily growls]
HE SMASHED UP CAPPY TOWN!!
But Kirby's a good guy.
[As Dedede growls furiously] He's tearing through this kingdom on a debris spree!
[laughs] Sounds to me like Kirby found your Demon Frog.
My Demon Frog?
Don't you recall the monster you ordered a couple months back? [imitates frog noises]
Yeah. Now I remember that frog.
Majesty, that frog is a hoppin' horror show!
[End of flashback]
Ah, you mean that frog?
Sunk right into Kirby?
If the Demon Frog really is inside Kirby, then there's no way he can be held responsible for attacking Cappy Town, because it was really the Demon Frog forcing him to do it.
[cut to where Meta Knight, Tiff, and Tuff eavesdrop and learn the reason for Kirby's evil behavior]
[offscreen] I get it.
[offscreen] Kirby's being controlled by that evil amphibian.
[whispered] I should have guessed Nightmare Enterprises did this!
[whispered] We must find a way to make that Demon Frog leave Kirby.
[whispered] Let's go and find Kirby.
[whispered] Yeah! [She, Tuff, and Meta Knight runs off]
Sire!
What's wrong?
Emergency! Kirby's attacking the castle!
He is?!
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