I can assure you we're not responsible, Triple-D. The escapee was part of our "Young Monsters of the Future" program. The training facility is secure, but it looks like somebody found a way to break into our computer system and sent one of our horrible hopefuls free.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I'm me, alrighty. I think it's about time to extra-cise my kingly duties and protect my subjects!
In fact, I can assure you that the King is totally irresponsible!
TTiff
That poor thing's afraid! We have to do something!
Well at least when I don't have any customers I don't have any complaints.
A Star Warrior ain't supposed to be protectin' no monster!
Sire, what if he turns into Hammer Kirby?!
Now don't do nothin' rash! We yer friends, Kirby!
TTuff
If all monsters were easy-going like Phan Phan, this galaxy'd be a lot better off.
TTiff
I wish I knew why Phan Phan's so frightened all the time. I've never seen a monster act like this before.
He's a juggler who goes right for the jugular!
Now that's my kind of clownin' around! Wonder if that guy does birthday parties?
WWhippy
Hitti hitti!
HHana
I don't know what's gotten into Kirby, but something has.
[cries] Oh no... how could you? My relics are just a pile of rubble now. Why did he come in here and smash them all? Why, Kirby?
[crying] I'm always nice to Kirby! Why would he wanna do 'dis?
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