I'm through with that chef show! I want some good grub and all I get is a pie in the eye!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[overhears Tiff's family laughing at him getting hit with a pie] Hey, what's so funny? [the family stops laughing for a few seconds, and then starts laughing again]
You're quite the comedian, your majesty!
TTiff
A cream pie in the face... now that's a classic! [She and Sir Ebrum start laughing again while Dedede growls angrily]
Slowing down the tape for a moment, we clearly see the stunned expression on the king's face as he is unexpectedly pie-pummeled. [laughs at the repeats twice]
You also made my family scream many times in the past, your majesty. But now it's screaming with laughter!
TTuff
It's funnier every time they show it! [Dedede growls again before running out of the living room]
I'm replacing it with a brand new show. It's one of them reality programs... called Pie Justice!
TTiff
Dedede! Pie throwing isn't just a waste of time. It's also a waste of food! You should be ashamed of yourself.
Here's a little get well present for ya, D-Man! We heard you had a serious case of pie-arrhea!
Now listen up! His Highness is declaring a new law!
From now on, anybody in this here kingdom who says the word "poyo" is gonna be found guilty of treason!
Poyo?
AH! Y'all heard that trash-talkin' traitor!
TTiff
Why don't you suck it up!? [tastes the unknown custard] UUUUUGGGHHH!!!
Bellybuster must make his pies in a barber shop. They taste like shaving cream, except worse.
TTuff
Not even Kirby could eat anything that bad.
Somebody cooks worse than me! [laughs heartily]
I feel... dirty. [Sigh]
Here comes the custard!
TTiff
What's happening?!
Bellybuster has swallowed them and they will now be... digested.
TTiff
NO!
TTuff
[Singing] When old King Dedede came to town, he got off his throne and his pants fell down.
[Singing] He thinks he's a king, but he's really a clown.
[Singing] When Dedede came to town!
TITuff, Iro, Spikehead & Honey
[Singing] When old King Dedede starts to roar, you never heard anything like it before.
Poyo, Poyo!
TITuff, Iro, Spikehead & Honey
[Singing] Unless of course, you heard him snore, then Dedede starts to roar! [Laughing]
EEscagoon
[Laughing] That's you, sire.
They're making a monkey out of me!
Oh, you've got to admit, it is pretty funny, sire. (laughing again) Huh? (sees his own drawing) I'll sue those little punks!
TTuff
How come we have to wear these goofy-looking robes?
'Cause I'm the one selling them, that's why!
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