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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
GSir Gallant
Greetings, peasants! I am Sir Gallant, and I have been greatly moved by your plight and by the courage that you have shown in the face of such monstrous enslavement. But fear not. The end of your oppression is at hand!
GSir Gallant
[to Windwhipper] So, we meet again. You bested me last time, but this time I will prevail!
It is up to you to fight for justice everywhere.
[In the morning, at the Castle]
Dedede's a rotten boss to work for. That I can't deny. He yells and screams and criticizes, no matter how I try. I deserve a raise, but the king refuses. All I ever get are bumps and bruises! He's a grouch. He's a grump. But I stay. Maybe I'll be king one day.
[King Dedede suddenly looms over Escargoon, but something about the former seems different; he's acting much nicer and more patient than normal]
So, I'm a grouch and a grump and a rotten boss, huh?
[Blushes nervously] I wasn't talking about you. It was a different tyrant.
That's okay.
Ah! [Exclaims] Look out! [He accidentally dumps the roses with a vase on King Dedede and whimpering. Dedede pull the vase off his head, Escargoon dreaming about to get clobbered by Dedede] Please don't clobber me.
[Chuckles] I sure won't.
Huh? You mean you're not gonna mash me with your mallet?
No, I forgive you.
Huh? You do? I wonder if I still dreaming. [thuds and Dedede walks away] He's acting like he traded personalities with a teddy bear. Must be a ruse to get my guard down. [Dedede returns with a mop] I knew it! [Dedede cleans up the mess on the floor with the mop] Huh? [Dedede still cleaning] You can't trick me by pretending that you're not angry. I know you're planning to mop the floor with me.
I ain't angry with you.
Please don't torture me this way!!
Let's let bygones be bygones!
It's hard to believe but, maybe he means it. [His eyes become bright with emotion, exclaims in happily] Sire!
Escargoon.
[He snatches the broom away from him and becomes serious again] There's no way I'm falling for that gag. You fooled me too many times. [He gives Dedede an elbow that makes him step back until he steps on the rose thorns; Dedede jumps in pain and then slips in the wet and falls to the ground as a vase falls on his head] Oh boy! I'm in for in now!
[a bump appears on his forehead] Why'd you push me?
[Whimpers, throwing himself to the ground to avoid the blows] I'm sorry!
[getting up again] That's okay.
[screams in shocked and Dedede laughs. He kneels before Dedede with a desperate look] That's it! I give up! Sire, please stop acting like you don't want to get even with me? [cries]
[placing a hand on Escargoon's head] I just want us to be friends.
[screams in horror] OH NO!!! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!! [cries again]
That Doctor Yabui is full of hooey!
TTiff
This hallway needs a traffic light.
TTuff
Isn't anybody normal around here?
[Togeira, inside his head, has just stored enough of his anger and now unleashes it into an explosive flaming rage from within him, causing him to let loose a rage-filled roar to everyone's horror while causing Escargoon whimpering at the same time] Now it's payback time!
TTuff
No more Mister Nice Guy.
Poyo! Po, poy!
TTiff
He's back to his old self.
No, the monster is still controlling him.
Alright Escargoon, who's been beating on me!?
[yells in panic, then laughs nervously and afterwards throws Dedede's hammer to Kirby] Uh, Kirby!
Poy! [Dedede grabs his hammer back from him] Po, poyo? Po...
WELL NOW I'M GONNA POUND YOU 'TIL YOU'RE FLAT AS A FLAPPY-JACK!!!
TTuff
Whoa, that monster's super mad!
[Kirby and friends laugh at each other]
Poyo, poyo! Poyo, poyo!
Aww... Ain't my new Scarfy-poos sweet, Escargoonie-goon?
Yeah, I suppose they're kind of sweet. The kind of sweet that makes you barf.
What's the matter? Ain't I tasty enough?
TTiff
There's something wrong with that Scarfy food!
TTuff
It's turned them all into monsters!
N.M.E.. I should've known!
[Kirby laughs at King Dedede]
[Tokkori laughing]
Get a load of that!
[Buttercup and Chief Bookem laughing]
Let's show an instant replay! [laughs]
[Professor Curio laughing]
Here it is from another angle! [laughs]
[Tuggle & Gus laughing, Escargoon laughs even harder, Chef Kawasaki, Gengu and two other Cappies laughing]
I gotta see this again! Roll it in slow-mo this time! [A slow-mo of King Dedede getting hit by the pie is shown on TV, laughs]
[Iro & his parents laughing]
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