Must be the spirit of creativitude taking over!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[being possessed by the demon hat] Listen up you rowdy bunch of hooligans! [To Kirby] If you think you can get away with that kind of behavior in my class, You've Got Another Thing Comin'!
[cries] Them ruffians ain't never gonna learn no manners! [continues crying]
[to Kirby] You came just in time! I'm about to serve dinner. Would you like to come join us?
Just look at 'im! That pink pan-handler hustled three dinners out of those Cappies in one night!
[about the idea of winning money through a meal] That's interesting.
It would be nice to win that money.
Oh dear, we're above that sort of thing.
[laughing] Just remember, I like king-sized portions!
Oh, we'll begin with the miso soup! It's from an old Japanese recipe I found. The second course will be sushi! There are twelve different varieties! We also have a medley of spring vegetables - many from outside Dream Land - all steamed to perfection and sprinkled with the special egg soy sauce! Next, comes a new dish I just invented: turkey tempura! There's also a special treat: broiled eel and onions! Those are just the appetizers! Now, for the main course!
[thinking] This is trouble. I gotta stop the king from giving them a five-star rating, or our bank accounts is going belly-up!
My crab has been sabotaged! I demand to see an instant replay just before the main course!
[he grabs Escargoon's goatee] HEY! What's the idea torchin' my tongue!?
Sorry, Sire. But I had to act quick cause you can't afford to pay out any more prize money!
Let's see how you like you red pepper, You double-dealin' spice sneakin' slug, here!?
I done decided that I don't feel like dinin' on crab no more. 'Specially when it's bigger than me. But you can go on ahead and eat it yourself if you want to.
Not even Kirby gets hungry enough to gobble up a giant monster for dinner. [laughs with everybody until Kirby gets ready to inhale the crab he just cooked, much to their shock] Kirby! NOOO!!!
Wow, Kirby sure cleaned his plates.
With Kirby around, who needs a dishwasher?
I say every home should have a Kirby.
It's gettin' kinda late, Kirby. Why don't you sleep at our house tonight?
Poyo, poyo!
[yawns] I ain't seen no flyin' saucers here. I just wanna go back to bed.
Sure. And wake up with an alien for a neighbor.
Then an alien for a neighbor for them no-town Cappies.
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