D'Dean
[To Sam after he suggests to auction the Impala] You say it and I will kill you, your children and your grandchildren!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
SSamandriel
[To Dean after he told him about Castiel] You know.. there are some in heaven who still believe despite his...mistakes, that Castiel's heart was always in the right place.
Are you one of them?
SSamandriel
I think, too much heart was always Castiel's problem.
SSamandriel
[Concerning the Tablet] We protect the word of God.
Well awesome job so far...(Reads Samandriel's vessel's name tag) Alfie.
SSamandriel
Actually my name is, uh, Samandriel.
Yeah, let's just stick with Alfie.
Wow. Guy goes to Purgatory for a year, all hell breaks loose. Check this out. Jogger in Minneapolis gets his heart ripped out.
I'm guessing literally.
Only way that interests me. And then, there's another article from six months ago. Same thing happens, also in Minneapolis. What's that tell us?
Stay out of Minneapolis!
If they are words. Sounds like babble to me. Wait a second.
What?
I bought a translation app.
You bought an app?
I know where I am at my best. And that is right here, driving down crazy street, next to you.
Makes sense.
Yes it does.
Maybe you're best hacking and slicing your way through all the world's crap alone, not having to explain yourself to anybody.
Yeah, that makes sense, seeing as I have so many other brothers I can talk to about this stuff.
Dean, listen, when this is over – when we close up shop on Kevin and the tablet – I'm done. I mean that.
No, you don't.
Dean, the year that I took off, I had something I've never had. A normal life. I mean, I got to see what that felt like. I want that. I had that.
I think that's just how you feel right now.
KKate
Look. I mean, there's got to be an explanation for this.
BBrian
Really?
KKate
It... was self-defense.
BBrian
Eating a heart is self-defense?
Dude, two burgers?
Hey, I didn't eat at Big P's for at least a year, okay? Clear eyes and clogged arteries - Can't Lose.
KKate
(about Sam and Dean) First things first. Those guys... those guys aren't FBI, all right? I'm pretty sure that FBI agents don't say "awesome" that much, you know? And--and they definitely don't hunt and kill college kids.
MMike
Did--did they say anything else?
BBrian
Dude, they just sat and talked about how they've been apart for a year. You were probably right about that whole office-romance thing.
Hey, Sam?
Yeah?
Do I really say "awesome" a lot?
No..
[Looks at a picture of Kate] Awesome..
Kid's like 'Rain Man'.
He's like a crappy little credit-card-counting criminal prodigy Rain Man.
Well, he was in Advanced Placement.
Shut up.
It does present a curious curl in the metaphysics, doesn't it? If you murder a monster in monster heaven, where does it go?
And this is the crazy aunt I want to take on the road?
I am not your aunt.
What? Really?
I have no possible relationship to your sibling offspring.
Now you're kidding me.
Oh, you two are killing me.
Vampire pirates? That's what you guys are - Vampirates!
What the hell do you know about the value of life? You're a vampire.
Yep. And I think we both know which of our kinds killed more humans.
Well, statistically speaking, that'd be your...
Yes. Thank you, Cass.
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