So, you think I'm creepy?
AAmelia
I think it's creepy that you buy all of your clothing at Army Surplus. White supremacists do that.
Yeah, but I'm not.
AAmelia
Drifting serial killers do that.
Fair enough.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
MThe Maker
You're right. I've been here so, so long, Benny. Seen all the outcomes, all the patterns a trillion times. It all means so little. This universe is a pyramid of despair, nothing else.
A little dark.
MThe Maker
I am evil, after all. At least I've had that much to keep me cold at night.
Hold up. Are you the new Bobby?
(to Sam) You shut your mouth.
Yeah.
(to Garth) You shut your mouth. What?!?
I was in Purgatory.
Like the Purgatory Purgatory?
No, the one in Miami.
Man, that's balls
That's not how you say "balls."
What, you--you were a dentist?
Yeah, just for like, for a hot minute. Where did you think I got my first case?
Let me guess--Tooth Fairy.
Yeah. Man, I felt terrible when I ganked that SOB.
Uh, you killed the Toothy Fairy?
Yeah, man. I mean, not my proudest moment. But it happened.
So first, the mom goes Natural Born Killer, and now the son? Well, what do we got--a ghost with an Oedipus complex? (Sam stares) I don't know what that means.
You never even wanted this life. Always blamed me for pulling you back into it.... Everything you've ever done since you climbed into my ride has been to deceive me.
What do you want me to say? That I've made mistakes? I've made mistakes, Dean.
That's not Dean, Sam.
Mistakes? Well, let's go through some of Sammy's greatest hits. Drinking demon blood? Check. Being in cahoots with Ruby? Not telling me that you lost your soul? Or how about running around with Samuel for a whole year, letting me think that you were dead while you were doing all kinds of crazy? Those aren't mistakes, Sam. Those are choices!
Alright, you said. We've both played a little fast and loose.
Yeah, I might have lied. But I never once betrayed you. I never once left you to die. And for what? A girl? You left me to die for a girl?
Own up to your crap, Dean. I told you from the jump where I was coming from, why I didn't look for you. But you - you had secrets. You had Benny! And you got on your high and mighty and you've been kicking me ever since you got back. But that's over. So move on, or I will!
Hey.
You look like you've--well, I was gonna say, "You look like you've seen a ghost", but you'd probably be stoked.
Mom! You've got to stop drowning me in holy water every time I go out!
[Deciphering the stone tablet] The next is... "The demonic influence on the collective tapestry of the soul."
Blah blah blah. Doesn't anyone ever edit this stuff? So far as a writer, God's a snooze. No fun at parties, I hear.
From, the archangel... Metatron.
The scribe... and suck-up. Took down God's word, picked up His cleaning.
It's all very West Side Story, but let's be logical. You look like hell, and I should know.
What's the word, Cass?
It's a shortened version of my name.
Yes, it is. I mean what's the word on The Word?
[Examining the victim's body] I can't sense any EMF or sulphur. Mr. Freleng's arterial health is, uh... excellent. [Castiel leans over and sniffs the body] Mm. He did recently suffer from a... mild, uh... [sniffs] what is that... [He smells the body again] bladder infection.
Cass. Stop smelling the dead guy.
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