Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[Dean stabs Dick in the heart. Dick pulls out and breaks the bone]
Did you really think you could trump me?
Honestly? [pulls out the real bone] No. [Castiel holds Dick's head in place from behind and Dean stabs him through the neck] Figured we'd have to catch you off-guard!
[as energy waves emerge from him, Dick starts laughing before finally exploding into black goo]
Where's Dean?
That bone... has a bit of a kick. God weapons often do. They should put a warning on the box.
Where are they, Crowley?!
Can't help you, Sam.
Sorry, moose. Wish I could help. You certainly got a lot on your plate right now. It looks like you are well and truly... on your own.
Wake up. [Dean opens his eyes and sits up.] Good. We need to get out of here.
[Standing up] Where are we?
You don't know?
Last I remember, we ganked Dick.
And where would he go in death?
Wait. Are you telling me...?
Every soul here is a monster. [There is a rustling in the trees.] This is where they come to prey upon each other for all eternity.
We're in Purgatory? How do we get out?
I'm afraid we're much more likely to be ripped to shreds.
[Turns and sees two large creatures with red eyes watching him.] Cass, I think we better – [Castiel has disappeared.] Cass?
Maybe we should split up. Ask around. See if anyone's seen him.
Yeah. Asian kid. Yay high. At a university. That should be easy.
What the hell happened to you guys?
Cliff Notes. I went to Purgatory. Sam hit a dog.
Dean. Looking... well, let's just say Purgatory didn't do you any favors. Where's your angel?
Ask your mother.
There's that grade-school zip. Missed it. I really did.
Kevin...what's going on?
There is a demon in you and you're going to your safety school.
What?!?
Chin up, gentlemen. I'm a professional.
This ain't over by a long shot, Crowley.
Really, Dean? Who writes your stuff? A marshmallow?
Kevin, how you holding up?
Awesome. The King of Hell just snapped my girlfriend's neck. How 'bout you?
You smell it, Sammy?
Burning flesh?
Revenge. So close.
Oh, if you're worried about the safety of the Prophet, rest assured we have a strict "No casting. No cursing. No supernaturally flicking the two of you against the wall just for the fun of it" policy.
If you're gonna to make an omelet, sometimes you have to break some spines.
[slaps Crowley] Stay away from my son!
Charming. Defiling her corpse has just made number one on my to-do list.
Plan C tanked.
Maybe you should try Plan "D" for "dumbass".
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