TTuff
Now he's Sword Kirby!
That's astonishing!
Hey, that there's cheatin'!
TTiff
Using monsters is cheating.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
TTiff
That fish is fierce competition!
TTuff
There's gotta be a way to beat it.
I know a way. Just turn it into sushi!
Hey King Dedede, I didn't know you and Escargoon were into sushi.
Get it off of me.
EPElder Pipi
Princess Rona!
Didn't I fool you?
EPElder Pipi
I say, Princess. Surely not another disguise.
Disguise?!
That's the princess?!
What's going on here?!
I beg your pardon for my subterfuge, kind citizens. My lady-in-waiting took my place and I her.
EPElder Pipi
I trust you have had enough enjoyment for a while.
We shall discuss this matter privately, but I enjoyed it immensely.
[everyone laughs]
Looks like you won't be catering King Dedede's wedding.
My dreams are shattered. How will I ever fill this emptiness?
Ah, just do what you normally do. Have seven cheeseburgers.
[now in proper attire] My friends, thank you for everything.
TTiff
Thank you. It was an honor, Rona.
And Kirby... [the real Commander Vee, now in proper attire as well, hands her a medal shaped like her royal crest] For loyalty and bravery in the face of overwhelming odds, I happily present to you this medal of honor. [gasps and then puts the medal away] This is too formal. [gently kisses Kirby on the forehead as he lets loose a joyful poyo and Tiff giggles before she and her people depart beck for Planet Pipi]
TTuff
Hope she lives happily ever after.
Poyo.
TTuff
What are we going to do, Tiff?
TTiff
I'm thinking! It takes time to come up with great ideas!
[Tiff's stomach growls]
TTiff
[looking embarrassed] My stomach thinks it's a great idea for us to find some lunch now.
The joker who trained these monsters didn't teach them a blasted thing about guerilla tactics in the jungle.
TTiff
Kirby, I'm sure glad you made friends with Sergeant Cosmos.
TTuff
Me too, but that guy's still kind of wacky.
TTiff
He's been stuck on this island so long he thinks the Star Warriors still have an army.
[suddenly puts out Kirby and friends' fire that they were cooking their fish on] Are you kids out of your minds?! Lightin' a campfire at night will give away our position to the enemy!
TTuff
Yeah, except we don't have any enemies.
TTiff
And look. Now we don't have any dinner.
Tough luck. During some of my missions, I went weeks with nothin' to eat but dirt! A real warrior don't need no fancy luxuries like food!
I salute you, Meta Knight!
Escargoon! Get this caterpillar off of me!
I guess I used too much formula, but at least we know it works!
These two stole your chick, and they were tryin' to turn it into a flyin' freakshow!
[Dyna Blade angrily glares at both Dedede and Escargoon]
Uh, we can explain...
But you ain't gonna listen, are ya?
Listen up, Dyna Bully! I'll have yer flyin' license revoked if you don't let us go!
[Dyna Blade drops Dedede and Escargoon towards the river and they scream]
I think our chances of survival are takin' a nose dive!
This is all yer fault, and if I don't survive, you're fired!
Let me hold on, maybe your belly will break our fall.
[Dedede and Escargoon scream some more as they fall into the forest river below]
Well, Junior, you're like a fly in a marmalade factory. You're always gettin' stuck in a jam.
Poyo.
Ninja alert! Guards, track down that ninja before he gets away with the scroll!
You have the right to remain silent, ninja!
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