What's up with all this fake ninja stuff?
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Keep away from the scroll, or prepare to battle a real ninja!
[sniff] They're plastic anyway...[cries]
YYamikage
I want that scroll. Do not challenge me, or you will regret it.
Oh yeah? Well, that's what you think. I'm a ninja, too!
YYamikage
Very well. You will have the chance to prove it.
The ninja in the dark armor...
We found out that he works for Nightmare Enterprises.
Yeah. He betrayed the Star Warriors.
TTiff
He's the traitor?
YYamikage
That was surely Meta Knight. Meta Knight and Kirby... someday, I will get my revenge.
TTiff
Who's so special to ya?
It's my... it's my... It's my mommy!
Thanks to your son, crime is pretty low here. Of course, our taxes are pretty steep.
ESEscargoon's Mother
Junior, you tax your subjects?!
[to Mayor Len] No more taxes!
[screams twice] You two's Escar-dentical!
ESEscargoon's Mother
Why did that vulgar loudmouth call himself king?
Eh... well...
TTiff
Don't worry. That guy's just pretending to be king.
ESEscargoon's Mother
He's pretending? But why?
TTiff
It's his job to act crazy. Dedede's the court jester.
ESEscargoon's Mother
Court jester? You mean he's a clown?
[growls]
TTiff
How's it going, Jester Dedede? I'd like to introduce you to Escargoon's mother!
That's his mama? [laughs] Just goes to show your bananas don't fall far from the tree! [laughs even harder] Well at least now I can see where Escargoony gets all his looks from! [wheezes]
ESEscargoon's Mother
: Junior's always looked like me ever since he was a bitsy baby.
Since you was a baby, huh? I bet you's was cute!
[clears throat] You may go take a hike now.
Who do ya think you are, orderin' me around?!
ESEscargoon's Mother
Ahh, it's still so hard for me to believe that I'm the mother of a king.
ESEscargoon's Mother
You're so kind. Oh, it must always be fun here with a jester like Dedede!
I ain't no jester!
[horrified, about his Drifter parachute] It's been De-De-Disintegrated!
(after WolfWrath has gotten away from him and Dedede) Ah, I don't think it's housebroken.
That WolfWrath monster of yours better not wreck my castle. This ain't no doghouse!
I'm afraid WolfWrath doesn't take too well to training, Triple D. He's kind of a hot dog and if you try to break him, you'll get burned! [laughs]
Huh? It'll attack me?!
[the N.M.E. Sales Guy laughs again]
[about WolfWrath's battle with Meta Knight] Look, it's battling Meta Knight, not Kirby!
Grr... Meta Knight oughtta mind his own fleaswax and let WolfWrath turn Kirby into toast!
Don't sweat it, Triple D. That monster can wipe out a whole army of Star Warriors.
KITCHEEEEENNNNN!!! Where's the chow, ya chowder-heads? His highness is hungry up here!
But we just served the king a ten-course meal.
All of them appetizers was un-appetizin'. Bring me ten different courses and make it snappy!
Right! [he and the Waddle Dees make another ten-course meal and start bringing it to the king] Hup, two, three, four, we bring the food and he wants more, five, six, seven, eight, the king had better watch his weight.
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