“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

This weather ain't gonna be done with 'til Kirby's on ice, but Chilly's too much of a chump to do it.

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And on that day, all of our dreams came true. The beautiful princess married the handsome prince and they all lived happily ever after. How'd you like that story, Kirby?

Poyo.

Ah, I think these fairy tales are bogus. All that prince and princess junk's all made up, anyway.

Maybe so, but fairy tales aren't supposed to be like real life.

Children! Children, we have incredibly exciting news!

Lady Like

A princess is coming to visit Cappy Town!

What?

You mean a real life princess?

Poyo?

Yes, the princess Rona! She's making a tour of Dream Land and she's scheduled a short visit with us!

Princess Rona?

Poyo.

Lady Like

We don't have time to talk! The princess is coming, we have to skedaddle!

He-hey! This is awesome!

You said princesses were junk.

Princesses in fairy tales are, but princesses in Cappy Town aren't!

Poyah!

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Say what? A princess?

Her name's Princess Rona, and I've heard through the grapevine that she's a real peach.

She sure sounds like a big hunk of heaven to me.

Not so quick, King Casanova. How do you know she's available?

[hugs Escargoon] Why else would she be comin' to Cappy Town but to find herself a royal husband? [throws Escargoon aside] Now get there straight to work! We gonna have ourselves a royal weddin'!

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Wow, Tiff, I never knew what girls could be like 'til I met Princess Rona.

And what is that supposed to mean?

Before I met Princess Rona, I thought all girls were like you.

Is that so? Well before I met Commander Vee, I thought boys were like you. But now I know they can be gallant and handsome. ["Commander Vee" turns to her as if "he" just heard her. She gasps] I hope he didn't just hear me...

You must be Sir Ebrum's daughter, Tiff. I'm very pleased to meet you, Tiff.

I'm very pleased to meet you, Commander Vee.

And this amiable young man must be your brother Tuff.

[groans] What's amiable mean?

And who's your little pink pet?

Kirby isn't a pet! Kirby's a Star Warrior, Commander Vee.

Oh, a Star Warrior! I beg your pardon, Kirby! Please forgive my mistake. I'm especially pleased to make your acquaintance.

Poyo! [moves closer to "Vee" in a friendly manner]

[laughs] You're quite friendly for a warrior.

[laughs and bursts in with a bouquet of roses in hand] Sorry to louse up yer lunch. Ah, blossoms for a blossom.

I am very grateful, King.

Princess, I'm about to show ya the best time ya ever had in yer royal life.

I'm afraid that won't be possible.

Yeah? Why not?

Her Highness needs to rest after a long journey to your planet, and she doesn't desire a tour guide.

What's that?

Are you sure? He knows where all the hot spots are. He knows where you can get a pizza at 3 in the morning.

It's getting very late. Good night, Kirby.

Poyo.

On behalf of the Princess, we thank you for your kind hospitality.

Yes. Thank you very much.

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That Vee vermin's makin' it hard for me to catch myself a queen.

Well it's not all his fault. Honestly, you're not exactly personality plus.

I'm gonna practice my proposal.

[later, King Dedede, Escargoon, and the Waddle Dees have set up a scene to practice the marriage proposal, with Escargoon perched up high]

[practicing his proposal to Princess Rona] Ah, sweet princess, of my heart.

[swoons]

From the moment I laid my big ol' eyes on your big ol' head, I knew you were my love.

[swoons again]

And to show you how much I love you, I wrote a little thingy. This is when we cue the music. You over there, hit the button!

[The Waddle Dee starts playing the music]

Oh, don't you know, I love you, baby yeah ♪ I love you ♪

I give you four stars for presentation. [gets hit by Dedede's notebook]

Yeah, you'll see! She will be mine!

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You sure are popular, Princess Rona.

CProfessor Curio

Greetings, Princess.

Welcome to Cappy Town.

Chef Kawasaki

Hey, Princess!

Thank you all for your warm hospitality.

CBChief Bookem

What an honor.

CProfessor Curio

She's the prettiest princess who's ever been here.

Well, she's the only princess who's ever been here, Curio.

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Hey, everybody! This is Commander Vee. He's in the Royal Guard.

CProfessor Curio

Royal Guard, eh?

TTuggle

What, no princess?

He's no Princess Rona.

Hey! What's the matter with all of you? The Commander is a very important person.

Please don't be upset with them. I'd really be much happier if people didn't make such a big fuss over me.

You would?

[Kirby starts inhaling the food at the stands, starting with Tuggle's hot dogs]

TTuggle

Kirby, take it easy! Those are very filling!

[Kirby inhales the cotton candy next, much to Mayor Len's worry]

[laughs] For a little fellow, he has quite an appetite!

Uh...

Kirby, do you mind if I try some?

But that's just junk food.

["Vee" tastes the cotton candy anyway]

Mmm. What do you call this?

[giggles] Commander Vee, haven't you ever had cotton candy before?

No, I haven't. But it's delicious! [to Mayor Len] Thank you, sir!

Oh no, please keep your money, Commander. The cotton candy is on Cappy Town.

[everyone laughs]

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I know we're having fun, Commander. But don't you have to get back to the princess?

She can take care of herself a little while longer. We should all have as much fun as we can, while we can.

Hey, Tiff!

What's the matter, Tuff? I thought you were with Princess Rona.

I was, but she's so boring. I try to talk to her about stuff, but all she says is "How interesting."

[laughs] Well, Tuff, that's because Princess Rona has been taught to be extremely polite. Being a princess is a very boring job.

Boring?

That's right. You have no idea the kind of terrible life a princess has to lead. It's like no life at all! I'd trade a princess's life for yours any day!

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Did you get a glimpse of our coastline as you came in, Princess Rona?

Yes, it was so beautiful and interesting, Sir Ebrum.

Lady Like

[sighs]

[suddenly, the Waddle Dees close the curtains to the surprise of Sir Ebrum, Lady Like, and "Princess Rona", and King Dedede bursts in wearing a blue tuxedo and carrying a rose, dancing across the table towards "Rona" before the Waddle Dees generate smoke effects and Escargoon hands him a microphone]

I wanna make you miiiine ♪ Oh yeeeah, babyyy ♪ How's about we get hitched, honey?

Good gracious!

[Lady Like faints and Sir Ebrum catches her]

Marry me, sugar pie. Can't you see I wanna make you my one and only flushin' bride?

RPReal Princess Rona

Excuse me!

[King Dedede gasps]

RPReal Princess Rona

King Dedede, I see you still persist in trying to woo the princess. [the Waddle Dees focus their lights on her] However, the princess remains unmoved by your misguided affection.

You stay outta this, ya pointy-headed pipsqueak!

RPReal Princess Rona

Then the princess will speak for herself.

I am sorry, but I cannot accept your proposal.

[Dedede's rose shatters like glass]

[cries] I wanna marry the pretty princess!

[To Princess Rona] You've broken the king's heart! [softly] How? I don't know, he doesn't have one.