GET THAT GUY!!! GUARDS!!!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
You're a kid.
Don't let that fool ya. My name's Knuckle Joe.
Knuckle Joe?
What!?
Cut the gab. Where's the Star Warrior?
[Tiff and Tuff gasp]
I know he's here. Where is he?
[Dedede and Escargoon both grunt in confusion]
Majesty, he means...
Hm. [laughs] I happen to know just the Star Warrior you lookin' for.
Then spill your guts, tubby.
Uhhh, tubby?
Hey wise guy, this is the king you're talking about! You can't insult him because he's fat! Or because he's a big ignoramus! Or because he's a tightwad...[gets hammered by Dedede]
[clears throat] Sonny, I know just the Star Warrior you lookin' for, and his name's Kirby.
Look out... Kirby.
Warn everybody there's a tough guy looking to fight Kirby.
Hope it's a food fight.
I come lookin' for a Star Warrior, and I wind up with a beach ball. This is humiliatin'.
There is no reason to battle Kirby, my friend. The one you seek is me.
Who are you?
I am the Star Warrior who defeated... your father.
He wasn't a father! He was a... weakling!
In this case, I am glad that he is gone, so that he doesn't have to see the monster you have become.
What? I ain't no monster!
Anyone who abandons his reason, and lives only by hatred, is a monster.
Huh?
Knuckle Joe... What we do makes us monsters. And look what you've done to Kirby.
That's what a monster would do.
Wrong! I am not a monster!
I am not so sure. You lived on hatred. And that is what eNeMeE loves.
I told ya, Meta Knight... I'm not a monster.
I know, Joe. I know.
There's a little extra service charge for that special upload, King.
I've had it with this weather. I've gotta do something to beat the heat and cool down this kingdom!
We deal mostly in monsters, not home appliances, but I think we may just have something that'll do the job.
You call this thing an Ice Dragon? Looks like somethin' you win in a carnival.
Hey Tiff, this rain's frozen.
I should've known all along! When moisture freezes, it crystallizes and becomes snow.
This doesn't make sense. Cappy Town's never had snow before.
Heh! He turned steamin' Dream Land into a winter wonderland!
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