[Dick Roman throws a match into a bowl, summoning Crowley]
Hello... [He looks up as the light fixture above him changes to a devil’s trap] Dick.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
So, if you're suddenly calling, I guess you're up to speed on the Winchesters, which means you intercepted the Prophet. And the Prophet told you that my blood is the key to everything. You know what I like about you?
Lack of pretension?
You're smarter than you look.
Oh, well, now you're just flirting.
We need America. They're so fat.
We should call Castiel.
Dude, on my car...he showed up naked...covered in bees.
Yeah, I am not really sorry I missed that.
Well, I guess if we can't find a righteous bone in a friggin' nunnery crypt.
All right. Here – listen to this. Sister Mary Benedict, uh, taught the learning-impaired and died at age 23.
Eh, it's a little young. Find someone who's had time to cook.
Okay, well, there was, uh... here – Sister Mary Eunice. Uh, fed the poor, became Mother Superior at age 60.
Sounds political. Power corrupts.
Right. Um... listen to this – Sister Mary Constant, 83 years of quiet, humble nun-like goodness. What do you think?
Wow. I want to be more righteous just reading this.
Exactly.
All right, well, I lay odds on her. Here we go. Well... let's bone this nun.
[Sam gives him a look]
Sorry.
[to Dean about Castiel] Go ask him, he was your boyfriend first.
So, Cas, what's, uh, what's, uh, what’s the word?
Well, Dean, I've been thinking. Monkeys are so... clever, and they're sensible in that they leave the skins on the bananas that they eat. Is it really necessary to test cosmetics on them? I mean, how important is lipstick to you, Dean?
Not very. You want to come inside and, uh, tell us what's going on?
[picks up bone and sniffs it] Mm. Sister Mary Constant. Good choice.
Castiel. When last we spoke, you – well, enslaved me. I'm confused. Why aren't you dead?
I... don't know.
Well, do you want> to be? 'Cause I can help with that.
Oh, eat up. The sushi's made of fresh orphan.
Do we need a cat? Doesn't this place feel one species short?
Going vengeful? It's an itch you can't scratch out. Look... I'm done. Go get Dick. But don't do it 'cause you think it'll scratch the itch. Do it 'cause it's the job. And when it's your time... go.
[Sam and Dean prepare to burn Bobby's flask to put him to rest]
Here's to running into you guys on the other side. Only... not too soon alright?
[Dean sadly throws the flask into a fire and he and Sam watch as Bobby burns up as the flask melts]
If we attack Dick and fail, then you and Sam die heroically, correct?
I don't know. I guess.
And at best, I die trying to fix my own stupid mistake. Or... I don't die – I'm brought back again. I see now. It's a punishment resurrection. It's worse every time.
I'm not good luck, Dean.
Yeah, but you know what? Bottom of the ninth and you're the only guy left on the bench... Sorry, but I'd rather have you. Cursed or not. And anyway nut up, alright? We're All cursed. I seem like good luck to you?
[Castiel smiles a bit]
What?
Well.. I don't want to make you uncomfortable, but I detect a note of forgiveness.
Yeah well, I'm probably gonna die tomorrow so... [Dean makes a face as if to say why not]
Well, I'll go with you. [Dean looks at Cass] And I'll do my best.
[Dean takes out a sharpened bloodstained bone.]
And good on you! Pulling that together – A-plus.
Oh, you don't think this'll work, do you? You trust that demon?
You sure I'm even me, Dean?
No but he is [indicating Castiel] See here's the thing about dealing with Crowley: he will always find a way to bone you.
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