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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

That kid's got it all wrong. This here's a king-sized misunderstanding. Any events and situations depicted on Channel DDD is purely fictional!

OCOne of the Cappy Villagers

This show about rainbows has been on all mornin'. [regarding the T.V. with no signal]

Look at all the variety. There's shy birds... fly birds... blue birds... two birds... crazy birds... and lazy birds!

Yeah, bird watching's great if you like boredom.

[singing, while using his tank's crop-duster to make a huge image in the ground of Kirby with a fork and knife next to Dyna Blade's egg] ♪ Dyna Blade had an egg she laid, E-I-E-I-O! But a handsome king had a plan he made, E-I-E-I-O! When Kirby eats that big old egg, Dyna Blade gonna grab Kirby by the leg, drag him away to her secret lair, finally get Kirby out of my hair! Dyna Blade- ♪ Hey, look!

Let's hide.

Clear! Clear for talent! Well whaddaya know? That skeleton's a dead ringer for King Dedede.

This means... there never was a Cappy King in the good old days.

There wasn't no good old days, either.

This makes my day! [laughs alongside Escargoon]

Besides, remember what you always say. The most important thing isn't to show your theory's right, but to dig all the way to the truth.

You have done a low-down thing, Your Highness. Holding these kids captive because they wanted the truth.

Here we are, Your Highness.

At your service.

What took you fa-lolly-gaggers so long? This is urgent.

Go see the fortune teller lady. Ask her how my luck's gonna be today.

Sure. Come on.

Not so fast! No reason for you both to go.

FFFololo & Falala

[both gasp]

Fololo can fly over the fortune teller alone. You stay here in the castle, missy.

Fololo and I never split up.

Yeah, we're a team. Like peanut butter and jelly.

Well today, just make like you're oil and water. And that there's an order.

FFFololo & Falala

Sorry.

[growls angrily] Do what I tell ya! I'm the king around here!

FFFololo & Falala

[both shake nervously]

We answer to Sir Ebrum, Your Majesty.

Yes. And to Lady Like, too.

Maybe so, but you're servants, not relatives. They can't save ya if the king decides to toss ya out of the kingdom.

You do what I say and split up... or both of you is outta here!

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