“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

King Dedede

My plan worked! I laid out an apple trail, and Kirby got buried in a apple-anche!

Escargoon

The letter tricked ya! Now get ready to have your trunk truncated!

Escargoon

For too long, Dream Land suffered from the lack of a world-class golf facility, but once again our visionary King Dedede has taken wise, yet bold action! We now have this taxpayer-supported, closed-to-the-public, chemically fertilized course where Whispy Woods once stood!

[writing] Cappy Town is a great place to live, except for two things: King Dedede, and Es...car...goon.

King Dedede never gave anybody anything except a headache.

He's giving us all televisions with DDD!

DDD?

Let's go, guys! Speed it up! We've gotta get a TV set to every house in town!

Escargoon

[on-screen voice] This is the world premiere of Dreamland television! Channel D-D-D!

King Dedede

[on-screen] Well, at long last, I am bringing Cappy Town the miracle of television to brighten up your bleak and boring lives! So get ready! For action-adventure you gotta see! Your channel for news is spelled D-D-D! For gut-bustin' laughs, I'm sure you'll agree! The price is right, 'cause you get it free!

Do you like comedy, mom?

I married daddy, didn't I?

Maybe some people wanna waste their lives watching this T.V. junk, but we have better things to do. Right, Kirby? [Just then, Kirby slips in to watch the T.V.]

WE USED TO HAVE LIVES BEFORE TELEVISION!!!!!

Meta Knight

King Dedede may be a despicable dictator, but you've got to admit he's got some funny shtick.

Oh, please. I've had toothaches funnier than King Dedede.

Escargoon

[sighs] I am so not ready for my close-up.

Looks like somebody's been feeding Kirby steroids!

Escargoon

Sire, the studio's gone with the wind!

King Dedede

That there's a loooow blow!