I'm gonna miss my little Blocky! (cries)
Well, Sire, it just goes to show you shouldn't take your monsters for granite.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
TTiff
Meta Knight came here to see you, didn't he, Kabu?
KKabu
He came here to consult with me about the threat to our planet.
TTiff
Threat to the planet? What do you mean, Kabu?
KKabu
There is a secret empire of evil ruled by one known as eNeMeE. [a flashback is shown of a shadowed Nightmare placing Chess monsters on the chessboard in his lair] It is his plan to control the entire universe. He creates monsters and delivers them to customers like Dedede, who do not know their true purpose. But eNeMeE made one grave mistake. [Nightmare grimaces in pain as the shadowed sphere he was about to place on the chessboard has just stabbed his finger with a sword] One creature was produced that would not obey his orders, and eNeMeE fears it may defeat him. [Nightmare furiously slams the chessboard as the flashback ends]
TTiff
The creature must be... Kirby.
TTuff
Yeah, and that must be why eNeMeE's trying to get rid of him.
KKabu
That is the likely explanation.
TTiff
Well, we better get going, Kabu. Thanks for the information.
TTuff
Hey, Kabu. How'd ya find out about all this stuff?
KKabu
I learned it long ago, from Meta Knight.
TTuff
Say what?!
TTiff
From Meta Knight?!
Well, that pink punk ain't gonna make a monkey outta King Dedede! [starts driving back to his castle only to be interrupted by Meta Knight] Outta my way, Meta Knight!
Sire, it is my duty to warn you. Kirby has great power now.
Yeah? Well, who's the king around here, you or me?
Move it or lose it!
It pains me to do this, sire. But I am afraid I must. [kicks Dedede's tank downhill]
Hey! What's happening?!
We're going backwards!
I know that! Hit the brakes!
They won't hold, we're gonna crash!
Do something!
Like what?!
Break my fall!
[The tank reverses off a nearby cliff and crashes off-screen]
QUIET!!! [pointing at Tiff] You're hidin' somethin' from me!
TTiff
Hmph.
Please, Your Majesty, calm down.
Use your brain instead of your mouth. [Sir Ebrum tries to shush her]
Sir Ebrum. Lady Like. This here daughter of yours is holdin' information from me. She keepin' secrets about Kirby.
You've been aiding an alien, you traitor.
TTuff
Well if she's a traitor, prove it!
[Dedede and Escargoon laugh heartily]
It just so happens I got proof right here. [holds up a picture of a familiar-looking scene] This picture look familiar?
TTuff
That's Kirby beatin' the monster!
[a flashback occurs to the time that Kirby demonstrated his powers for the first time and defeated Octacon]
[tears another picture in half] Now what do you got to say for yourselves?
[as she and the rest of the family look at the pictures] That Kirby is really photogenic.
Did you use a digital camera, Sire?
Listen here! You two think you're smart, don't ya? Well I'm a lot smarter. [holds up a picture of Kirby's starship] Kirby ain't goin' nowhere without this!
I'll show them kids. If I can't earn respect, I'll just buy it... from Nightmare Enterprises.
What's Kracko firin' at us for?!
I dunno! I'm as shocked as you are!
Just give it time! It'll get the job done.
[sneezes] No way, José! You take it back!
Sorry, Your Majesty. But our contract states that Kracko can't be sent backo! [laughs]
That's a low-down dirty-- [sneezes again]
This is not a storm. It is a monster, brought here by King Dedede. It is called Kracko.
TTiff
Kracko?
The king is jealous and suspicious of Kirby. He will do anything to get rid of him. So he has been ordering monsters.
TTiff
I know. Kabu told me.
There is a company. They call it... Nightmare Enterprises. [starts flashback] It was created thousands of years ago, by one known as eNeMeE. eNeMeE's goal is to conquer the entire universe. To do this, he created legions of monsters and sent them throughout the galaxies. But they were challenged. Those who loved freedom fought mightily against the monsters. They formed armies, and called themselves Star Warriors. We fought bravely, but eNeMeE's monster warriors outnumbered the Star Warriors. Our ranks dwindled until only one Star Warrior remained. I was alone; injured, but alive. I had survived, and luckily, a spark of hope survived with me.
TTiff
Hope?
Yes. The hope that I would not be the last warrior. [ends flashback] It was my hope that young warriors would appear. Warriors with new strength and new spirit. Warriors who would battle to defeat eNeMeE. [starts another flashback] That is why I came to this planet, to serve King Dedede. [ends flashback]
TTiff
To serve King Dedede? Why would you want to work for somebody like him?
Starships are designed to automatically fly warriors to where monsters are detected. The king likes monsters, so I hoped a young warrior would come here.
TTiff
You were right, Meta Knight! Kirby came here!
Yes, but too soon. Kirby's Starship detected the King's monster, but Kirby was not scheduled to awaken for another 200 years. That is why his ship crash-landed. He is totally untrained. He cannot speak. He can barely think!
TTiff
Then Kirby is just a baby.
Yes, but luckily, he has great natural abilities. If he develops them properly, he may be able to defeat eNeMeE. And I can help him.
TTiff
Then you are gonna help Kirby, aren't you?
My help will not be enough to make him a warrior. Kirby will also need your help. The Warp Star is the source of Kirby's power. He has only to see it to get his power, but he is unable to guard the star for himself. It can only be kept safe by one who truly loves and cares for him.
TTiff
Well, I kept it safe so far, didn't I?
Yes, so far. But this monster is much more powerful than the others... Perhaps too powerful for even the Warp Star to help Kirby defeat it.
You have done well. You hold the power to summon the Warp Star.
TTiff
Uh, yeah. But can Kirby beat Kracko...?
Sword Kirby.
TTiff
All right!
TTuff
Come on, Sword Kirby!
TTiff
Kirby... just let me know when you need the star treatment.
TTiff
Our planet's ecosystem is a marvel of symbiotic relationships among all living things, large and small. Wow, isn't that amazing, Kirby? [notices Kirby is missing] Kirby? Kirby!
TTuff
I guess Kirby must've got bored and went for a walk or something.
RRick
Eh, that Kirby could drive a dingo dingy.
Well, if you took your nose out of that newspaper, you'd see that Tiff and Tuff haven't come home yet!
What my wife means to say is that we don't get a chance to see you enough, Your Majesty.
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