...And as Mayor of Cappy Town, I know I speak for everyone when I say we're pleased and proud to welcome our honored guest, the mighty Star Warrior Kirby.
I can speak for myself, thank you.
Hah, we all know that, Chief Bookem.
Kirby doesn't understand what you're saying anyway.
Then let's dig in, shall we?
[Kirby inhales everyone's dinner and then spits their accessories, plates, and silverware back out]
[yells in frustration and falls face-first on the table surface] I knew I should've started eatin'.
Hey, what's the big idea, Kirby?
Careful with that starship, snailbrain! Once we get it fixed, we can send Kirby back where he came from.
Why does he have to be so abusive? Self-esteem issues, anyone?
Welcome to Nightmare Enterprises, King Dedede. How may I assist you?
Look, pal, I don't like to complain, but I paid you folks a lot of money for an octopus monster and it turned out to be a little shrimp.
Just give it time, Your Highness, and I guarantee that little shrimp will grow on you.
[screams upon seeing that Octacon has grown to its true size] HOLY CALAMARI!
Get back in your tank, you overgrown appetizer!
[tackles Escargoon] Find the receipt for this thing, 'cause I want my money back!
You had better leave, Sire.
[about what Kirby did to Octacon's miniature octopus] He sucked 'em up.
Just like he sucked up our dinner.
It is Kirby's classic defense - inhale.
[about Kirby's transformation] That is Kirby's copy ability. After inhaling an attack, Kirby can transform himself. Kirby has now become... Fire Kirby.
Hey, I do believe we've been starstruck.
We gotta do somethin'. We gotta get rid of Kirby somehow before he gets settled in here.
Well, King Dedede, if you want my opinion-- [Dedede bonks him on the head with his binoculars]
Who wants your opinion, when I want some monster that's gonna get rid of that little pink pest once and for all? [activates the monitor and the N.M.E. Sales Guy comes on screen]
Welcome back to Nightmare Enterprises online monster site, King Dedede. As you know, we offer a full line of powerful monsters. [shows several mini-monsters dancing]
Yeah, well that octopus you sent me last time was a weaklin'.
Now that we know your opponent is Kirby, all our monsters have new, improved attack powers. [gets beaten up by the mini-monsters] See what I mean?
They look like rejects to me. I need somethin' strong enough to get rid o' that Kirby...for good!
Kirby's sure strikin' out with the plates.
Let's see if he can... slide.
What is this, a paperweight?
No, King. It's a monster. A super-high density monster. We like to call him Blocky.
What am I supposed to do, drop it in the road and wait for Kirby to trip over it?
Just let me give you a little demo.
[about Blocky] This thing's even heavier than you are.
Yeah. Big enough to crush Kirby!
This here's an illegal gatherin', so if you rioters don't want to get incarcerated, cease and disperse immediately.
Hey! We're just having a party.
Oh goody. They're resisting.
Then I enforce to use force.
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